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Old 02-21-02   #1
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The song that never ends

I started something similar to this in the stories thread but this one will have a lighter and more humourous slant, the rules are.

1. you cannot both start and finish a sentance in one post.
2. you can however, finish one and start another.
3. no insults or references to anyone who may possibly read this.
4. no wandering off topic and posting outside the realms of the story.
5. anything else goes except any references to sexual relations between Oompa Loompas.

just continue the story ad infinitum

Anyone found breaking these rules will be beaten with a large haddock until they make badger noises and sold into slavery.
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Once upon a time there were..
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.. he didn't see this as a problem though because..
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...he saw sexual relations between Oompa Loompas. Subsequently...
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The proud will be abased"

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With light, but a leech to be abhorred
And thou shalt suffer My burning will"...
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...person in his scandinavian literature class wanted to touch his banana, but he wouldn't let them because of his fear of...
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