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Old 05-30-02   #4
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Three nuns are walking down the road and begin to talk amongst themselves about the week behind them.

1st Nun: Sisters, you'll never believe what I found in the father's room while I was cleaning it today!

2nd Nun: What? What?

1st Nun: Dirty magazines!

Other nuns: *gasp* What did you do?

1st Nun: I burned them, of course!

2nd Nun: I can top that sister, guess what *I* found while I was cleaning the father's room yesterday?

3rd Nun: What? What?

2nd Nun: Condoms!

Other nuns: *gasp* what did you do?

2nd Nun: I poked holes in them with a needle!

3rd Nun: OH SHIT!
I really don't mind if you sit this one out.. My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout.
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