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Old 12-21-04   #13
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I forgot about my fav xmas song until my friend reminded me.


"Kris Kringle was a Car Thief" by Wesley Willis

Once upon a time, Kris Kringle stole a beat-up Maverick parked by my house
He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
After that, he then jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit

Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue in hot pursuit looking for hookers
He was firewalling the throttle
When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen Maverick as it zoomed past them, they turned on their siren
Then they went after the beat-up stolen Maverick

Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief

The police pulled Kris Kringle over
Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police
He was arrested for auto theft
He was whisked away to jail

Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief

Mitsubishi, the word is getting around
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