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Old 06-04-09   #3
Sik Simon
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Did you hear about when Peta protested them using goats to mow the lawn? What the fuck we should blow peta up, Goats fucking love grass what the hell is the problem? I tell you what the shit we used to feed to the goats would make Peta cry. I'm talking army men, junk mail, candy, cardboard boxes, the shit wasn't even right. When they turn me down at heaven's gates Peter's gonna laugh and say "You know that goat died of sepsis right?!"
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
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