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Old 04-21-05   #16
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sorry, i made a mistake...it was something a buddy taught us, not made up himself, but here it is...

Three German Soldiers

Note: Sung to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home"

Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo Fuck you, you too
Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo
They came upon a way side inn taboo Fuck you, you too
They came upon a way side inn the door was locked so they kicked it in and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo Fuck you, you too
The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed taboo Fuck you, you too
They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo
The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo Fuck you, you too
The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo Fuck you, you too
The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the fuckers one by one and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo
Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo Fuck you, you too
Three German soldiers marched to hell they fuck the devil and his wife as well and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the story is taboo taboo
The moral of the story is taboo Fuck you, you too
The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the moral is taboo taboo
The moral of the moral is taboo Fuck you, you too
The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my as taboo

The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo
The Germans thought they won the war taboo Fuck you, you too
The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo!

And they all said zeig heill tickle my ass taboo.
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