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Old 09-02-01   #4
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Re: Twisted Jokes

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Originally posted by Dark_Insanity

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I attempted to kill a fly, and I drove into a telephone pole.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
An invisible car come out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray dogs.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.

LOL Those are my favorite!
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