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Old 12-26-17   #5
Wicked Lady
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I used to work in a pecan store in high school. Had this yankee bitch come in on Christmas Eve and buy some stuff. I rang her up and said Merry Christmas and she got mad cuz it was offensive.

Seeing as this was 2002, I think we can all agree that my anecdote is concrete proof that demonstrates the previous downfall of America. I'm so glad we can now all feel comfortable praising Christ while indulging in excessive consumption. It's what He would have wanted, really.

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