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Old 04-26-17   #1
Wicked Lady
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Goth Time Machine

If I had one, I would go back to before the year 2000 and right all the DF or tenuously related to DF wrongs between then and now. I mean personal misdoings, not 9/11 or some shit.

Here is my priority list:

1. Not sob like a little bitch when (antihero) leaves at the airport circa August 2002
2. Do not have sex with Gus circa November 2002
3. Ban Kerry Haveron circa January 2001
4. Find errantrogue's home address. Kill him.
5. When TJ Rogers said to me "you'd look cute if you went goth", turn around and slap him in the balls circa November 1998.
6. Not call Billy's girlfriend a chink with an ugly outfit. No idea when that was. I mean... it was true. But still.
7. Come up with better zingers. I was never as hilariously intelligent as I thought I was.
8. Make best friends with fr0g from October 2000.

What would you folk change?
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