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Old 10-03-08   #66
White Rabies
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I got shitfaced (i.e. extremely drunk), and had a confrontation with a big HUnstman spider. It had been hiding behind a picture on the wall, and had emerged in an aggressive pose (I guess). I turned the light on (it around 4am), and I yelled at it - "Come on, cunt! Ooh, look at you, so big and menacing! Come on! COme and get me, cunt!" And, it seemed to come at me, onto my bed towards me...

I put my face almost right up to it, yelling stuff, ready to punch it out, when it skulked into a cut in my matress...

I decided that there was no way I was sleeping on that matress, so I dragged the matress out to the yard and doused it with terpentine, and then set it alight,

I had nowhere to sleep that night, but fuck it lol

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