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Old 10-03-08   #66
White Rabies
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I got shitfaced (i.e. extremely drunk), and had a confrontation with a big HUnstman spider. It had been hiding behind a picture on the wall, and had emerged in an aggressive pose (I guess). I turned the light on (it around 4am), and I yelled at it - "Come on, cunt! Ooh, look at you, so big and menacing! Come on! COme and get me, cunt!" And, it did...it seemed to come at me, onto my bed towards me...

I put my face almost right up to it, yelling stuff, ready to punch it out, when it skulked into a cut in my matress...

I decided that there was no way I was sleeping on that matress, so I dragged the matress out to the yard and doused it with terpentine, and then set it alight,

I had nowhere to sleep that night, but fuck it lol
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