What are some of the funny/strange things your pets have done?

I'd have to say the coolest cat ever was my friend's cat Chester. He wasn't fat by any means but he was SO big that he had to run the entire length of the house just to build up the momentum to get up onto a counter. That was always something we'd laugh about, but not the funniest by a long shot. I think the best thing about Chester was that he used to make faces. He had figured out how to use his lips to make facial expressions and sometimes I swear he did it on purpose just to crack us all up. If he was surprised or shocked, he'd make this little o with his mouth and his eyes would get really really big, and I wish I had a picture of it.

Another good one was one of my friends had one of those laser pointers when Miracle and Screamer were still kittens, and he would come over and play with them. They never understood why they couldn't catch it and why as soon as they pounced on it the red dot was on TOP of their paw, but I think the best time was when they were sitting there looking at one another and Sheldan pointed the laser thingy on Screamer's forehead, Miracle saw it right away and pounced on Screamer's head, and then Sheldan put it on Miracle's forehead and then Screamer pounced on Miracle's head, it went back an' forth like that for a while. Pretty amusing...

Miracle's psychotic too anyways so I'm not sure how many of you have seen deer, and the way they bound rather than run... but she does that sideways up stairs sometimes. It's pretty hilarious because she can side-jump about 4 stairs at a time. Ahh aren't cat's great... lol

A picture of Miracle and Scream below.

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One time while i was in the basement at my old house, my kitten got freaked out when my mom dropped a plate and it broke, and she ran as fast as she could... directly into a dresser... twas the funiest thing i have ever seen a cat do.

when my cat was staying at my friends house and took out a gopher by himself!!!!!

One of my old cats slept in a coalbucket a few times, used to fight this one dog a lot, fell in the bath one time and used to bang it`s head against the coffee table legs.
Had a puppy for a sort while and it used to like collecting everything it could find on the kitchen floor, dragging it into it`s basket and trying to sleep ontop of it all.
Another cat decided to have her kittens in the tumble dryer so we couldnt use it for a few days.

my old cat Candy love to lick my lips whenever I have minty flavour in my mouth. If i just brush my teeth she would lick my lips non stop. she was so cute. And whenever I walk in the door she will walk right infront of me I will reach my hands out and Candy would stand up and ready for me to pick her up and she would lick my lips to say hi. She was a special cat. I love her dearly

But she have a attitude problem. if you accidently step on her she would chase you around the house until she get a good bite of your feet.

I've told this story on here before, but it's too funny not to share here. My dog, Xavier, is a black lab, which are my nature very hyper dogs. Anyway, on day when I had company over, Xavier went into my room, managed to get under the mattress and boxspring, stole my vibrator, ran out into the living room in front of my guests, and killed the vibrator. I guess he was shaking it a lot or something cuz he managed to turn it ON, which freaked him out and made him attack it. I tried to get it out of his mouth, he thought I was playing, ran around the living room, jumping on everyone and everything..... with my vibrator. By the time I caught him, he had eaten a good chunk out of it and killed it. I was so embarassed.....

Another funny thing I have seen animals do is my Grandma had a cat that used to be "friends" with this bird that lived outside her house. The bird would chase the cat around the lawn, peck his butt, the whole nine yards. I wish we had video taped it cuz I saw somthing like it a few years later on America's Funniest Home Videos and the lady that had it won like 10 g's. Who knew?

One of my gerbils ate the other one....

A friends dog just ate a diaper full of shit! Then you see the mother fucker lickin everybodies face and hands! Dogs are stupid, disgusting, big and unconfortable, smelly beasts!

I prefer cats a million times than a dog (I can't believe the name backwards is GOD!)

my cat likes to sleep in a shoe box while its outside...and my other cat alwats comes in the house to shit in kitty litter rather than go outside...thats about the strangest thing ive seen a cat do...

my cat bane is very intelligent but he does do stupid things sometimes. He likes to play fetch with his little ball tied to a string, but if you swing it around he does back flips, sometimes he does not watch where he is jumping and will thump into the television or land on something. Bane has falled down 2 flights of stairs. He has ran to fetch his ball which had fallen off the end of the stairs and missed the stairs all together landing in his cat food bowls on our landing.

when bane was 4 months old i came home one day to him sitting in his litter tray locked in the bathroom, he has gotten locked in there and had tried to escape by opening the door (one of his many talents) he had accidently slipped while jumping onto the handle and torn his ligament in his leg and had to go to the vets.

Bane has jumped into our spa thinking that it was empty when it was really full of water.

Virus my other cat one day looked at the spa full of water and put her paw down to walk on top of the water,(me and my bf were watching her) when she put her other front paw down too she slipped into the water and bounced back out again so fast.

My animals are always making me laugh, the other day my cat jumped onto the dining room chair which was under the table which is glass and she knocked her head on the glass because she didnt see the glass there

my hubbys cat is one of the cutest cats i've ever seen. if you put a box infront of him, no matter how small it is, he will try to wedge his fat ass into it, even if you know he's not gonna fit, he will try to find a way.

whenever i go round to my in-laws i get greeted by their sheep. if your out in the garden you can let this one out of the paddock and she will happily follow you around - up the stairs, in the barn, on the deck.