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The Solution for Osama Bin Laden - 10-12-01

I received this in an e-mail. I thought it was a brilliant idea.

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner
will
inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces,
Seals or
whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed
hospital
and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change
operation. Then we
return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the
Taliban.



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I second that motion. Where do I sign?


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or we could capture afganistan and militarily occupy it. find bin laden, put him in a plexi glass box dangling from a 500 ft stucture built to resemble a penis and blast Dokken 24/7 along with journy and steve perry's solo work.

if the sun doesnt get him, the cockrock will!


take em all, take em all, put our back against a wall and shoot em, toe to toe, watch em fall, come on boys take em all.
  
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They tried basically the same thing with Jesus. And we all know what happened then...


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They tried basically the same thing with Jesus. And we all know what happened then...
jesus likes dokken. doesnt the long hair and abstract dress display that?


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Damn...got me there...:p


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we should marry him to the saudi prince
  
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sex change sounds good. lol


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