wiccans can get just as psychotically zealous. Give me an intelligently handsome christian anyday...at least they're susceptible to carnal temptation and the intelligence to not be so...in your face and rational about their, faith in god.

"haha. well they certainly dress like Stewardesses when they go hunting for new believers."

i thought those were mormon missionaries?!...they can be bad boys too.

who's crazier, a raeylin or a scientologist?

I haven't met any psycho wiccans yet

I have. They weren't psycho in the same way some Christians are, (believe what I believe or you're going to hell, sinner!) but they were pretty out there. I knew one couple who, along with their...coven, congregation, whatever its called, their particular religious community, seemed to view their religious ceremonies as an opportunity to swap partners for sex. I wasn't sure why they couldn't just do this without the religious trappings, but maybe it was a safeguard against guilt.

Then again, they're often just as volitile as Christians if you poke fun of them and parody various stereotypes of the religion and then point at them and laugh.

I deal with psycho mormons, psycho catholics, and at times psycho Jehova's witnesses, and they all think I am a demonic incarnation of evil

that's when you entice them into flirting and ask if they can save your soul, before you steal theirs.

Now, Shadow, I told you to destroy those tapes! Geez!

I've been Wiccan for six years and I'm not zealotous about it; in fact you wouldn't know I was one unless you asked. (Nor do I hide it, either.) As far as the sex thing....some do that that I know of; others don't.

No, I answer the door in black robes, look over my shoulder and go "Hey the sacrifices are here"

My kid brother suggested to stop unwanted Jehovahs is to make the chalk outline of a body in your driveway, with fake blood and Watchtower pamphlets around it....I think it's a funny idea

Mine works better, cause then they really think that they are gonna suffer in eternal torment, since I sacrificed their immortal souls to the darkness BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

This really happened my sisters boyfriend is a hardcore biker, totally shameless in every respect.
One day there is a knock at the door two Jehovah's Witnesses waiting outside the door opens and what they see is a rather frightening man wearing nothing but his underwear eatig a raw steak.They haver never come back.
I have plans on just shutting the door in their faces once they say certain words It'll go something like this "jehova..." * BANG* or "Latter Day Sai..." *BANG*

Well Wicca is only 30 years old give it time to settle into 1 religion and not be interpereted differntly by everyone, then it will be as nutty as anything else.

They claim to be based off of the druids though( theyre not) but I dont know why anyone would want to say that and then pretend theyre better than Christians, druids used to sacrifice humans.

Or you could just politely say that youre not interested, I mwan that always works to.

Well it could be worse Billy, they could be like the Catholics, and say their better than everyone

Sometimes its hard to just say "I'm not interested" to those types. Because then they'll start nagging you about it...

i've experienced both really...my husband would actually invite a rather persistant one in for coffee and they'd spend sundays just talking about, the world...the nice man would bring trainees to get them used to interacting with people...we were even invited to their church for some pot luck dinner...

i guess he realized there was no point in trying to convert us, but enjoyed the company...

and then our neighbor would have two young missionaries over, quite frequently...apparantly they were very male, in their...spirituality. She was a bit...loose, i wonder if their souls made it to heaven?


but usually a polite no thank you works...eventually.

everyone wants to claim descendency from druids, celticism is the new in.

When Wiccans start spewing bullshit at me (I have friends who are wiccan, not all are retards, but a surprising percentage are just pop-culture bandwagon jumping morons)

I just tell them I'm going to drop a house on them.

Never fails to piss them off, once they figure it out.

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too" Like I said, I just get left alone by them anymore

i'll have to remember that one.