right before JFK was shot, there was a man on the sidewalk where the president was, less than 30 yards away, holding an umbrella, which he opened when the president was passing. he not only opens the umbrella, but he pumps it open and closed repeatedly. no one seems to find this strange. after the president was shot, the man just calmly closed his umbrella and walked away. he leaves with a man who after the president had been shot, he raised his fist as if to symbolize victory. there are theories that the umbrella was actually a gun that was designed my the secret service. oh yeah, i forgot to mention also that on the day the president was shot, the weather was completly clear and sunny.

the umbrella man testified before the House Senate committy that investigated the JFK assassination in the 1970's and said that the "pumping" up and down of the umbrella was a way the french people protested President DeGaul in 1962 so he was just doing the same to kennedy. and it DID rain in Dallas that morning. it cleared up a few hours before noon.

i think the man you are reffering to is Louis Steven Witt. he did appear in front of the courts and claim to be the umbrella man but his story did not add up to what was seen on the Zapruder film and, even despite his inaccuracies, he was accepted as the umbrella man by the warren commision.

JFK also went to berlin and said he was a donut... Maybe he was... I mean, he wouldn't have said it if he wasn't.... Maybe he was a killer donut from mars disgused as an american man.... a donut leader assinated by the master of the universe... Mahaha!

Well, he tried...which I suppose counts for something.

This is the first I've heard of the umbrella guy. I'll have to look at film of the assassination again.