They do.

Cats like to turn around and stick their little puckered sphincter in your face, usually with shitlets around it. Dogs often are the same way, wagging their tails and they fart lots too.

Fish swim around in their little tanks with steamers of fish shit dangling from their bums... humans have pasty white asses unless they tone them up and tan them... even then though...

Cows poop out big runny things of shit in jet streams... leaving it dribbled all down their legs.

Horses on the other hand... They keep their tails modestly flattened over their assholes, they have a nice rounded rump that you can pat without having to worry about shitlets... And when they do poop it doesn't run down their ass (If it does they need to get a check up) and as an added bonus, when the shit dries it's the perfect density and weight for chucking at someone's head. LOL

Can you tell I grew up on a farm and am bored senseless?

Horses have a spout, for the lack of a better word.

well.. that was disgusting.

Yes horses do have the best asses! hehe! Me..I like work horses asses...Or my Marcus and Domino...They have the square asses. I love that. lol...And hun ur not sick...I have the same mind...So hell i guess im sick with ya!

Hehe....

We'll have to get together sometime and perv on horse ass. LoL

hehe yes we will have to!

i like horses. i grew up riding them. last christmas i fell off while mine was running really really fast up a hill. i don't remember much and my family kept telling me to get back on ..i was knocked up pretty bad and i think i had a concusion ..i kept wanting to sleep. but yeah .. haven't been on one since. i would like to though. all i need to do is go to south dakota ..and hopefully i won't fall off anymore.

my donkey has a better ass.

there's a donkey farm up the street from me house. lol. i can hear them sometimes .. they smell.

is there a goat farm anywhere near your house?

Awwe. Well u can come visit me 2 and u can ride one of mine..hehe! Ya my last huge horse show when i fell off i was totally out of it cuz i hit my head also. But i got back up and went and showed and after like 10 mins i couldnt feel my legs. So here i was doing 5'5 jumps, not feeling shit. And then i started to black out, while still riding. But i wouldnt stop, i had everyone yelled at me to get off...But i didnt. Now that is love for riding...lol! But i came out winning Reserved Champion...hehe! But ya after ya fall off u r supposed to get back on, so the horse knows not to get away with anything and also its to just fix everything. But im not aloud to anymore...Cuz now my trainer doesnt believe a word i say when she asks me if im in pain...Cuz i always am, i just say no. So now when i make a painful look im done riding for the day. But i havent riden for 3 weeks now...And its killing me...

And yes donkeys smell, but when they r babies they r soooo cute but then they get old and bitchy and smelly and annoying!

And what the fuck does a goat have to do with anything??? lol! I fucking hate goats. There annoying little fuckers.

some goats are cute.

no goat farms. my cousin had a pet goat once.

Ahh geez...U people and goats!

i don't know why either.

Its alright...I'll forgive ya'll! hehe!

i wasn't asking for forgiveness.

O well then fine...Ur not forgiven...Whatever ya want hun!

Nope I don't really like goat bums. I love their faces though... they're sweet the little small ones. Goats are pretty fun actually, but their asses suck.

I find that comment racist! Ranks right up there with "flesh" colored Band-Aids and Crayola.