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Is Buddha in hell?
No. Belief is not a Sin. Another small thing that is incorrect in your Bible. He led a good life and is now up in *Expletive deleted*. Would have been fun to use his fat ass as a pinata.



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Here's a selection of posts you didn't respond to

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Heh...about the response I was expecting. When faced with new arguments, you simply withdraw to your little imaginary realm. I would have been more impressed if you could actually put forward some kind of intelligent response, but alas. You are not only delusional, you are ignorant as well. Surely a Prince of Hell would have been able to answer better than you do.
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I guess this was just bull, then, so far you haven't been able to answer one single question satisfying. If you truly are who you claim you are, which I very much doubt, I see no reason to fear neither you nor your master.
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If you are to come to a place like this, with a claim like that, the least you should do is read up a little, gain some actual knowledge. That way you might <--note the choice of word here, get some respect. But as it is, you are in the best case only slightly amusing.


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You do not know the half of it. The Romans mirror your Modern Society here. Assassinations, Congressmen, Senators; your America is the New Rome.

...my America..?


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I thought those were opinionated statements rather than outright questions. I apologize for my oversight. Could you be a good little Monkey and put a "?" after those "Questions".
Thank you.



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My apologies, I thought I was dealing with an intelligence above that of my goldfish. From now on I'll avoid the big words when I adress your feeble little mind.


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...my America..?
If you are not American I am sorry.
Your World. Is that better.



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My apologies, I thought I was dealing with an intelligence above that of my goldfish. From now on I'll avoid the big words when I adress your feeble little mind.
What is a "Goldfish"??
"Little mind"
I cannot help it if I am only 19 inches tall.
My head is a little smaller than yours. No reason for the insults little Monkey.



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The evil goldfish from Hell! Run screaming in terror as it unleashes it's fury upon us helpless humans!

King Kong died for YOUR sins TOO, Mr Xuldemios.
  
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08-26-01

You forgot the question mark there.

But sure, I'll play along with your little game for a while longer, I got nothing better to do anyway. So, unholy one, ellaborate a little on the census you speak of. Or is that only for the initiated?


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aww u called me a monkey
  
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What is a "Goldfish"??
"Little mind"
I cannot help it if I am only 19 inches tall.
My head is a little smaller than yours. No reason for the insults little Monkey.
Oh my...now this is getting just ridicilous. I think I know why he sent you, instead of the more powerful DEMONS. (just had to do that) Every warlord with the slightest idea of tactics sends off his most expendable (sp?) men to check out the area. To put it in terms you can understand, Xuld, your master apparently thinks you are the weakest in his ranks, the lowest of the low, and if we 'monkeys' , as you so charmingly put it, break you or distinguish you, it wouldn't be a great loss.


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m0nkay
  
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I know who we need....









  
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YAY! My favourite doll! Damn, I want that one so bad... *chuckles*


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The census involves counting the exact number of Souls presently in Hell. We will then wait for Heavens tally. If we think we can sack Heaven with superiour numbers we will. God made up the whole census thing. We just make the best of it. Though he only counts Souls once every two thousand years. We are patient. God likes percentages,charts, and mathematics. He spends all his time trying to figure you stupid Monkeys out. We just harvest, torture and rape you. Who cares what you think as long as you scream loud and long.

What Question mark.
My I will love bantering with you over a nice roasting fire.



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The census involves counting the exact number of Souls presently in Hell. We will then wait for Heavens tally. If we think we can sack Heaven with superiour numbers we will. God made up the whole census thing. We just make the best of it. Though he only counts Souls once every two thousand years. We are patient. God likes percentages,charts, and mathematics. He spends all his time trying to figure you stupid Monkeys out. We just harvest, torture and rape you. Who cares what you think as long as you scream loud and long.
And once again you have proven you have actually no clue what you are talking about. Both Satan and God are man-made creations, Satan didn't even exis 2 000 years ago. Neither did Hell. *sighs* Such ignorance...

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What Question mark.
And you did it again... If this is indeed supposed to be a question, the correct phrase would be 'what question mark?'

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My I will love bantering with you over a nice roasting fire.
Yeah, I bet. You haven't been laid in a while, have you?


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You Monkeys are so creative. It has to be the short life spans.



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Yeah, I bet. You haven't been laid in a while, have you?
Geez, give the man, sorry I mean Crown Prince of Hell a break... Hey "lesser demon", is Aleister Crowley in Hell?
  
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I am sorry. This Thing-"?"-is something I am unfamiliar with. Though I was doing the same as you. You Humans may be a deal smarter than Us. That changes nothing. We were not made in His image. As you and your kin were. You Humans are so predictably egocentric. I suppose you need something to cling to.



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