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02-02-05

Xuley said to say Hello to all..... I had not seen him since new years....

Interesting bunch of poop in the last few pages...



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02-03-05

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Xuley said to say Hello to all..... I had not seen him since new years....

Interesting bunch of poop in the last few pages...
well, that's exactly what would happen to the world if there were no devils about to keep it stirred...



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02-05-05

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Xuldemios, you sir are an ignoramus. You know nothing about reality. You are as ignorant as the humans you despise. If, however, you can prove to me in public or in private, that you are in fact what you say you are, and/or that you even know a fraction of what you claim to know, I will believe in your claim. I have heard from persons who shall not be named that your claim is valid. However I demand proof from the source. If I don't see proof from the source, and soon, you can expect to be disciplined by your higher-ups, because you can be sure they will hear about all this. Or worse yet, you can expect to be disciplined by -me-. If you knew anything about me, which I am fairly sure you don't, you would shit your pants from that threat.

As an aside. Don't bother with all this satanic threatening and foolishness. Satan and company knows better than to mess with me. I give -them- nightmares.

And another thing. If your proof fails to meet my expectations, you can expect me to call you out in the most savage, alienating terms possible.

So you have two choices.

1. Send me proof.
2. Don't send me proof.

I suggest you select choice number 1.

Humans who often ask for proof seem to Me as Persons who question thier own existence and sense of reality.

I know who I Am.

Do you know who you are.

All realities are contrived through a persons existence and limited by thier perceptions.

On a side note; the only discipline in Hell is achieved through the torture of Souls. I am an Angel. I do the torturing. When you arrive in Hell I will be happy to entertain you with all the proof you desire through the lovely edification of Soul piercing pain and pleasure.

I also prefer to defacate in toilets as they are wonderful receptacles for the waste matter involved with being in the flesh and not in My pants. I would hate to ruin a nice pair of Italian made suit pants after all the trouble I had getting them altered to fit my tall and quite lean frame.

I would appreciate if you refrain from the personal insults in the future as they reflect upon your bad manners and ill wit.

Oh! Wait!

Windigo has already banned you.



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02-09-05

My good goddamn, I can't believe this thread is still going.


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02-11-05

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My good goddamn, I can't believe this thread is still going.

i don't think it'll ever stay dead, it's too...quirky.



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02-23-05

ur no antichrist...but i am, for i care about noone and care only for evil...doom shall reign and you shall all feel my fathers wrath for this reply comes straight from Hell.

bow down to my father.

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02-23-05

from all your posts xydra your heading for a banning. if you haven't done so already read the rules or face my wraith


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

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sorry windigo
  
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02-24-05

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ur no antichrist...but i am, for i care about noone and care only for evil...doom shall reign and you shall all feel my fathers wrath for this reply comes straight from Hell.

bow down to my father.

Do na ka ge ii do Satan!
I never said I was an Anti-Christ. Perhaps you should read the entire thread before making an inane statement.

Do you even understand Evil.

If you did you might retract your statement. Evil does care about people because in order to exist it needs that which is good. A proper balance serves the needs of all. It also serves as a reminder.

You would do well to remember that.



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03-04-05

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I never said I was an Anti-Christ. Perhaps you should read the entire thread before making an inane statement.

Do you even understand Evil.

If you did you might retract your statement. Evil does care about people because in order to exist it needs that which is good. A proper balance serves the needs of all. It also serves as a reminder.

You would do well to remember that.

fallen angels need the monkeys?

i imagine those of an evil nature would also grow rather bored with out them to, play with.



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03-04-05

I know Xulies Boss... He still owes me for the poker games.....


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Oh...forgot to mention.

Jordyn? You are about the most pitiful little groupie wannabee piece of white trash I've ever encountered in fifteen years of encountering online nitwits.

Quit being so lame and have some dignity.
well, you posted here too...i'm sure i don't need any big words to describe that...



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ur no antichrist...but i am, for i care about noone and care only for evil...doom shall reign and you shall all feel my fathers wrath for this reply comes straight from Hell.

bow down to my father.

Do na ka ge ii do Satan!
I am sure you are the Anti-Christ and have come to bleed our Souls dry for the sake of Our Father Who Art In Hell.

Please direct me to the post where I suggest that I am the Anti-Christ. I would be very interested to read it.



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04-21-05

*looks at Jordyn and grins*

seems to me that there are some peeps in need of schooling!

I'll leave it up to Xul as to whom the the teachers of the schooling are to be, but I would nominate you first!


Forgiveness? That's between you and your God. I'm just here to make sure that you keep your appointment.

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04-21-05

I have been gone too long. I forgot I had answered that post.

Forgive me My momentary lapse.

Hello Jordyn I hope everything is well with you.



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Hello Dear Waterbearer. It has certainly been awhile since I have seen you gracing these Forums.

Has life been satisfactory.



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04-21-05

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I have been gone too long. I forgot I had answered that post.

Forgive me My momentary lapse.

Hello Jordyn I hope everything is well with you.
*approvingly sees that she is still the ambassador of monkey's*


Ya know - I have learned a few lessons on "how to convince others of their own immortality". Funny enough, I have learned also how to bury them in my backyard as well...

missed you !


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Hello Dear Waterbearer. It has certainly been awhile since I have seen you gracing these Forums.

Has life been satisfactory.
No lovey, it has not. I have a beef with your God. He has some answers to provide, if he's still hanging about in that golden throne.

Care to help me rampage heaven?


Forgiveness? That's between you and your God. I'm just here to make sure that you keep your appointment.

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I have been gone too long. I forgot I had answered that post.

Forgive me My momentary lapse.

Hello Jordyn I hope everything is well with you.
things would be perfect if i wasn't stuck in florida...it sucks keeping a good credit rating, anything you can do to help?



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