It is quite amusing how you Monkeys want everything handed to you on a gilded silver platter. It is written in your own histories though you may be ignorant of it. Church Dogma. That should be a good enough answer for you. Dogma is our Food Of The Gods. If it was not for the bumbling interpreters Hell would be thin indeed.
Jordyn I apologize if I annoy you that is not my intent. If it were I would most assuredly annoy you to one of your many Deaths.
What are you curious about. As I said I am here to answer what questions that I may or feel the need to.

I am curious also; if not exactly dying to know.

How many deaths do I have?

Can you die?

What's your opinion on evolution versus the whole creation myth theory? What is your opinion of John Milton's Paradise Lost?

Two questions. One; you can die a million and one Deaths in Hell yet only one here on Earth. Yes I can Die. It is very rare that Angels die though. We do not Procreate. It is only Gods Will that could create more of Us. He does not seem Willing though. As for this Milton Character. I suppose it was a fine tale.

Evolution is Gods Will. That is the only Answer you will get out of me upon that subject. I certainly hope that it is illuminating.

Oh, angels can procreate allright. Didn't you know?

So was the whole death comment a threat or a warning? and what is considered the "worse" thing that can be commited that would guarantee that you time in hell would be no picnic...versus one that would get you say a...clerical position. If you get one of the "nicer" positions, how is it chosen who you will serve or who gets to torture you?

We can create small appendages with which We may play as if we are and garnish some small amusement from. Yet we cannot come together and Create a New Life. This is denied Us. It is what seperates you Monkeys from Us Angels.

you find sex amusing? boy sex and humor...you are quite the "Angel"

And yet, tales have been told that it has happened, several times too.

And save your index finger, I don't need you to tell me that I am a stupid monkey who believes everything I'm told. It sounds to me that you are just as fallible, little one.

Both to your first question. The many damned who have to face Lucifer admit to His being the worst tortures ever endured. From what I directly know Lucifer has been torturing one Soul for going on now 20,000 of your Terran Years. The art of torture is easily perfected when your participant rises whole from death in a matter of minutes. Lucifer or one of His many Clerics of the Consequences Department takes care of all the details. You choose nothing.

Many Tales are told. Some are true some not. God has the ability to procreate with either an Angel or a Monkey. Perhaps the Tales misconstrue Him as an Angel. If you do not believe that God would enjoy sexual relations; think upon Jesus and His Birth.

Well of course I would not expect that in hell you would get your own choices...what kind of hell would that be...well me having to make choices is hell, so that wouldn't work

So what was the threat for and why are you warning me? If you are.

Yes I am Fallable. I am a hypocrite. I lie. I do all these things that Grant you Monkeys Free Will. Why. Well God asks that same question every day. Why did We Angels go against His Will. Is It possible to go against His Will. Only if He grants you the oppurtunity. He did. We took it and there was Hell to pay.

Jordyn if you fall under my Jurisdiction you will have no choice. I merely propose that which could happen. While you live that difference is entirely in your Hands.

Does that mean that because I follow the Goddess path I am destined for hell?

Is that a promise

As I have said before the road to Hell is not through belief. It is through Life experience.

Hell is a promise yes.

I know who Concrete Blonde are dammit.