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07-23-04

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i can't help but think that this "X" guy/girl (probably a guy) sits around in his soiled underpants at his computer with a buncha smut mags and a bag of chew with a greasy bowl to spit in....

i can't believe the thread went on that long.

on another note...hey Aeternus! Long time no see....!
I would have to say that you are most certainly wrong in that regard.

Anything else of relevance to add or is your only purpose to attempt to make me angry.

If so that is very childish of you.



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yay! it's master!




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07-23-04

Hi Jordyn.

I am drinking with Dy right now and going out in a little bit.

How have you been.

Hopefully evil and very vile.



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Hi Jordyn.

I am drinking with Dy right now and going out in a little bit.

How have you been.

Hopefully evil and very vile.
not without a babysitter... but i've been good...contemplating what life will be like married to a long haul trucker...time for some boyfriends i think...i'll have a big, empty bed.



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07-23-04

this may be redundant, but could you give me some good ideas what it's like being a devil living in the mortal world...i've got some story concepts i'm working on...and my imagination is getting...repetitive. i need some fresh ideas...i'd sure appreciate it...



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07-23-04

LOL remember MIB??? the bug in the edgar suit??? i would think kinda like that....


Beware the ex's.. They ARE out to get you...

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It isn't just a saying.. It's a fact of life!

Those things that produced your ex......you know, the bitchmakers! Metagion

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07-24-04

edgar doesn't really qualify...he was an alien on a quest for a universe...i'm looking for one day you're in the abyss, dwelling on the war, and the next day you're in a recently taken body...the bug had none of edgars memories, emotions, or other mortal hang ups while having to deal with his personal approach...what's it like making a shift from intangible, raw thought to being contained and suddenly bombarded with humanity that may be foreign...to anything one has known...

i've always been in this body, so i don't know anything outside the body...but what would it be like knowing life without a body, and life in a body?



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Xuldemios are you still answering to the questions? ... because i have one..
  
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ask, he'll usually stop by on his way out...



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08-19-04

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i love the way you keep calling people monkeys, its very Christopher Walkanish of you..how quaint.

Hmm. Im pretty sure he meant how queer. And not in the strange kinda way either.


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08-19-04

Ooh, Ooh, I have a question. What colour is your underwear or do you prefer to go commando?
I'm keeping this thread as serious as it already is. If your a demon or something of a higher force then Im Marilyn Monroe, nice to meet ya!


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Xuldemios please read the private mail that i have send you!!!
  
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Xuldemios, you sir are an ignoramus. You know nothing about reality. You are as ignorant as the humans you despise. If, however, you can prove to me in public or in private, that you are in fact what you say you are, and/or that you even know a fraction of what you claim to know, I will believe in your claim. I have heard from persons who shall not be named that your claim is valid. However I demand proof from the source. If I don't see proof from the source, and soon, you can expect to be disciplined by your higher-ups, because you can be sure they will hear about all this. Or worse yet, you can expect to be disciplined by -me-. If you knew anything about me, which I am fairly sure you don't, you would shit your pants from that threat.

As an aside. Don't bother with all this satanic threatening and foolishness. Satan and company knows better than to mess with me. I give -them- nightmares.

And another thing. If your proof fails to meet my expectations, you can expect me to call you out in the most savage, alienating terms possible.

So you have two choices.

1. Send me proof.
2. Don't send me proof.

I suggest you select choice number 1.
  
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10-01-04

Fancy words from the so-called, "avatar of the void."



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10-01-04

Why are you defending someone who claims to be in league with your religions supreme destroyer? Or are you putting aside your religion to heckle me? If so, it speaks badly of you. Either way, in fact, it speaks badly of you.

Edit. Added later.

I didn't expect you to have a response to that. You go ahead and write me off as the devils work. What you don't realize is that your attitude towards everything that doesn't conform to your religious situation is what is going to put you into the hell your own beliefs created.

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Void to Xuley: You're lying!

Kettle to Pot: You're black!



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Your infantile response only adds credit to my point, guy_person.
  
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I have to complicate things in order to get the point across, otherwise I'm infantile, right?



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Xuldemios, you sir are an ignoramus. You know nothing about reality. You are as ignorant as the humans you despise. If, however, you can prove to me in public or in private, that you are in fact what you say you are, and/or that you even know a fraction of what you claim to know, I will believe in your claim. I have heard from persons who shall not be named that your claim is valid. However I demand proof from the source. If I don't see proof from the source, and soon, you can expect to be disciplined by your higher-ups, because you can be sure they will hear about all this. Or worse yet, you can expect to be disciplined by -me-. If you knew anything about me, which I am fairly sure you don't, you would shit your pants from that threat.

As an aside. Don't bother with all this satanic threatening and foolishness. Satan and company knows better than to mess with me. I give -them- nightmares.

And another thing. If your proof fails to meet my expectations, you can expect me to call you out in the most savage, alienating terms possible.

So you have two choices.

1. Send me proof.
2. Don't send me proof.

I suggest you select choice number 1.

last warning Void, either treat the other members with respect or your gone


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

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10-01-04

keep him! I love him! don't ever let him go!



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