POECRAFT IS GOD!

For some reason I highly doubt that Poe...Sorry...

Well, maybe he is. I mean, I'm Satan, but no one ever believes me . . . Hell wasn't bad enough, so Earth is my punishment . . .

I believe you are mistaken. *I* am Satan, not you...you can be Phil, Lord of Heck.

Shadowborn

Why are you also Satan? We're already both using the same name! We have way too much in common . . . wow, two Satans--the Church is in for it this time . . . (I'm sorry, but i am Satan, and you are either a poser Satan, or there really are two of us).

Well, the story goes like this...I was driving with a friend and we were dropping a girl we knew off at her friends house for a fan club meeting of somesuch or another. We get there, knock on the door, and this girl answers, comes bouncing out and hugs both of us, then asks "Who are you?" My friend replies, "I'm God." She says, "Oh, a very great pleasure to meet you. So who is this?", indicating me. "He's Satan", my friend replied. And its stuck all these years, and I have no hard evidence to refute it, being the inestimable bastard that I am. So, I am Satan. Can't blame me for that one. I suppose you could blame me for having the name Shadowborn, but since I used it in a poem before having encountered you here...<shrug> just life I guess.


Shadowborn

Great..........a Dark Prince wanna be. I should feel honored, but I don't. Know now that I was the first and (for the most part) only person who claimed to be God on this site. So be so kind and FUCK OFF!!!!!

(to ShadowBorn)--you're Satan because a friend said you were; I'm Satan because God said I was (Lucifer was a better name, but i got used to this).

YOU DARE YO CALL YOURSELF A GOD IN MY PRESENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


POECRAFT is GOD.

Unhun... and I'm the fucking Easter Bunny.

Do not use the Name of the bunnie in vai... Ohh hehe Easter Bunnie... Ok thats alright.. he may resemble the bastiche but EvilMr.Bunnie is not the damn easter Bunnie... he err whats left of him wants not to be pink anymore... he finds it hard to drive fear into the masses as a Pink bunnie// so I am fixing him up.. hehe
I have the technology... MWUHAHAHAHAHA

I would like to thank you. I never knew that people could be that stupid. I thank you for showing me that stupidy has no limits.

"Zwei Dinge sind unendlich:
Das universum und die Menschliche Dummheit.
Aber beim Universum bin ich mir noch nicht sicher."
-Albert Einstein

translation?

uhm...ok...
"Two things are never-ending.
The universe and human stupidity.
But I'm not sure about the universe yet."
-Albert Einstein

I know this translation sucks...but i'm just really tired now...
HS
Jonas

..I don't know why I bothered reading to the end of this thread...not to mention why I'm bothering to reply..

POECRAFT, you are indeed an imbecile.

Ah, but my friend is God, remember? See, it all works out logically...

i wonder if we have anything in common apart from this name thing . . .

I just like to say that technicaly lucifer is not the devil. Lucifer was originaly the roman god of light but needles to say christians a while back were pretty pissed with the romans so lucifer became a devil. just thought id share this gem of information with you

Who knows...its a small world. Alienation is not as much a neat little box as we like to make it...people are often more similar than they appear...sometimes uncomfortably so.

Shadowborn