This was emailed to me. I think it makes a good point.

Germans

1871 - Bismarck founds modern Germany.

1890 - Bismarck sacked, warmonger Wilhelm II takes direct control.

1914 - Germany starts World War I

1914-1918 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.

1917 - Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.

1918 - Germany loses World War I.

1920's - Germans try democracy.

1933 - Germans reject democracy, allow Hitler to take power.

1939 - Germany starts World War II.

1939-1945 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.

1941 - Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.

1945 - Germany loses World War II.

1946 - Germans whine about lack of food, America gives billions in food aid to feed them.

1947 - Germans whine about crappy economy, America gives billions in Marshall Plan aid to rebuild German economy.

1948-1949 - America puts ass on line and risk WW3 to save a few Berliners from Soviet hordes.

1949 - Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) established.

1950's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1950's - German 'economic miracle' occurs while America keeps watch on Soviet hordes.

1955 - NATO formed to protect West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1960's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1960's - German students protest war in Vietnam and American civil rights.

1963 - American President John Kennedy makes "Ich bin ein Berliner"
speech.

1970's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1970's - Germans form the Marxist terrorist group Red Army Faction (RAF).

1970's - Leftist German guerrillas burn, loot, and plunder much of West Germany.

1980's - America spends tens of billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1980's - German leftists bitch about Pershing II missiles.

1987 - American President Ronald Reagan makes "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" speech.

1989 - Gorbachev tears down Berlin Wall.

1990 - German Reunification.

1990's - America spends tens of billions to defend Germany from Islamic hordes.

1990's - Germany stands by as ethnic cleansing occurs in Balkans.

1993 - Germany joins European Union.

1995 - Americans send troops to Bosnia as Germans watch from the sidelines.

1997 - Germans finally send troops to Bosnia.

1998 - Hard-line, left-of-left socialists come to power under Gerhard Schroeder.

1999 - American's lead air war to save Kosovo as Germans watch from the sidelines.

2001 - Schroeder offers solidarity to America after 9/11 attacks.

2002 - Schroeder bashes America to distract voters during election campaign.

2003 - Germany sees rise in anti-Americanism after several decades of poor treatment from America.

AND YOU THOUGHT THE FRENCH WERE A BUNCH OF UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS?

Erm...Germany didn't start world war one..

Ever heard of the Austro-hungarian empire..

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assinated and the repercussions kicked off the first world war.


1990s...Islamic hordes trying to invade Germany LOL

1993...Germany joins the European union, pretty late for a founder member don't you think?
Check what you cut and paste, you'll look like less of an idiot

LOL, i guess Fox and the rest of the right wing is beggining phase two of "lets isolate our friends" Next thing you know we'll see morons dumping Lager into the gutter and we will be renaming German CHocolate cake to Freedom Chocolate Cake LOL!

well i'll love to see the timeline simplified after the war...

The Germans caused Pearl Harbour?

*Rewrites history*

Yes, Germany entered WWI to back up Austria-Hungary.

The allies are just as much at fault for allowing Hitler to rise. The Treaty of Versailles made such a situation a certainty.

As did American students, British students, and students of all different race, gender, and creedo.

Um...no.

Germany definately did not force the Americans to enter WWII, by the way.

Oh, and Bismarck was sacked BY Wilhelm II. Bismarck was his right-hand man...and Kaiser Wilhelm decided that he didn't need Bismarck anymore.

And you accuse us of using leftist propaganda?
I'm guessing that leftist propaganda is defined as any form of news media or opinion article that presents both sides of an argument?

The point is that Germany made war on America, twice.

It was America that helped the Germans pick up the pieces after the war and rebuild their country. It was America that protected Germany from the aggressive communists.

Then the hard left comes to power in an ungrateful Germany and disrespects US.

I personally think we should have just let Stalin take the whole country back in '45.

and increase the power of the commies? Thats pinko talk!

You Fucking Traitor!

Hey,

We just let the Eurosocialists get the government that they really want (communism). After too many years of communist poverty and oppression, they will have had their fill of it and be ready to join civilized nations.

How twistid is your thinking exactly, are you actually in contact with your own thoughts, never mind the outside world?

The US declared war on Germany not vice versa.
Germany has never "made war" on the US, they stuck to their own continent..

Another point, do you know what year it is or is your brain just stuck in cold war thinking?

Do you even know where Europe is?

Oh dear, have I just spoken with the voice of the dreaded Left?
If so I apologise but being European I must stand up for my Communist values

Eastern Europe yearns to be free.

The population of Western Europe is still infatuated with socialism. Of course the socialist welfare state has made many dependant on big government.

Six is only angry that the liberal parties of ww2 including the US at the time destroyed the facist tidings of the right wing ruled by hitler and his gestapo, Six is also sore that his right wing facist allies could not complete the final solution.

Right, all of us republicans are all facists and nazis after all.

It was the right wing that went to war in WW2. The left wing was against going to war. THey always have been. They are now.

umm FDR was a Demo i think.

But then WW2 was a justified war, we were attacked by a foreign POWER and our lively hood was at stake... now the issue is more about money greed and oil though.

Yes, he was. He pulled america out of the depression. that was during the 1930s. We entered world war 2 in 1953 or 1954, something like that.