This settles beautifully into the politics AND the Serious Discussion board, I do believe.

Yup.


I have started to enter into the world of fictional politics.
I use advertisements, I use my own speeches, and I of course attempt to basically control people.

However, my query is this:
Are fictional politics in any way similar to real politics, or are real politics just too complex or diverse to ever hope to be simulated like this?

can you define your fictional poltics and would it lead to a fictional opressive world order?

Define them?
Uh..
I'm a leader of an army that wants to kill Humans.
We're all "RAWR"
They're all "DIE"

There, defined.
;p

As for if it'd lead to an oppressive world order, yes and no.
Reploids(Robots) would be free from oppression, whereas Humans would either be enslaved or murdered on sight.
Either/or.

but what about the opressed mole-men who have slaved underground for untold centuries?

I want to know what is your plan for killing zombies. When the mole-men unleash a biological weapon on us, some of us will live, and we'll have to fight the zombies. How will YOU help the survivors fight zombies?



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I would like to know what economic policies you have, particularly with regards to the little gremlins that eat 20% of my pay cheque each month!

You mean Jews?


Jk.


Anyway, JP, let's settle this once and for all, who will you be voting for: Azathoth or Yog Sothoth.

boo!-hiss!

What's wrong?

:::cue the patriotic music:::

In these trying times we need strength in a god. Azathoth is the only candidate with that strength. Yog-Sothoth accepts appeasment. When the mortals sacrificed one of their own, and groveled before him, he allowed them to live. When Azathoth shows up, everybody dies.

(Paid for by the National Committee For Promoting Strength in Godhood)





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Ia!

Yog-Sothoth: I challenge my opponent to a debate!
Azathoth: Zzzz...
-Nyarlathotep pokes Azathoth with a long stick so he'll wake up-
Yog-Sothoth: I allege that my opponent, when presented with a bill that would lower taxes for the poor and raise the taxes on the rich by 4 percent, rolled over on his desk and went back to sleep!
Azathoth: -Belches loudly for no apparent reason-
Yog-Sothoth: What do you say to the allegations of your sexual escapades with Mrs. Niggurath?
Azathoth: ....zzzz.... Urrrrrrghhhhh....
-Nyarlathotep starts playing Laurence whelk on a wood-wind. Badly.-
Yog-Sothoth: Well?! Haven't you got anything to say!?
Azathoth: Nrrrfffff...zzzzz...
Yog-Sothoth: Do you even have a policy?! Are you even conscious?! Hello?!
-Hastur appears-
Azathoth: Brrfffmmzzz... zzzz...
Hastur: Somebody say my name?
Yog-Sothoth, Nyarlathotep: NO! GO AWAY!
-hastur hangs head. Vanishes.-
Yog-Sothoth: Whew that was close. Anyway.
Azathoth: Zzzz...
Yog-Sothoth: Could somebody get him a caffein pill or something?
-Nyarlathotep shoots an M-80 off beside Azathoths head-
Azathoth: Huh?! What?! Ormgfff..... zzzz...
Yog-Sothoth: .....Well?! Anyone? Am I the only person with a brain in this room?! Are you BLIND people?! Azathoth is an IDIOT!
Blind-persons guild rep: I resent that!
Yog-Sothoth: You aren't really blind! Shut up!
-Nyarlathotep throws a cream pie at the guild-rep. Who really is blind.-
-Crowd boos at Yog-Sothoth-
Azathoth: -farts without warning-
Yog-Sothoth: Thats IT! This is a TRAVESTY of democracy! I'm calling the ACLU and every member of the conservative right I can think of!
Azathoth: Mrrfffgahhh.... burrrr...
-Yog Sothoth starts to walk away from the podium. Till Azathoth's unconscious will spontaniously creates a land mine. Which Yog steps on, getting blow up-
Yog-Sothoth: DAMNIT!

-The end?-

Reporter: In our next segment of coverage, Mrs. Niggurath speaks about her episodic entanglement with Azathoth and the torn feelings she has between the Presidential candidate and her old High School Boyfriend Hast---urrrghhh my head fuckkkkk!
-reporters head explodes without warning-
Camera man: Holy shit it was hastu---ahhhhhh!
-Camera man goes mad and runs out of the area, jumping out a window and landing in the crowd of people below, splattering-
Crowd: It was hastuu!
-crowd spontaniously combusts-

ROFL

Was Larry King moderating that debate?

No, not larry king.

Howard Philips Lovecraft...'s corpse was the moderator of the debate. You will note the lack of spoken dialog or actions.

When I'm not exhausted, I'll post another in this short series of politico-themed satires.

In our next instalment, Hastur, Shudde-Mell, and Azathoth comment on their entanglements and nights of wild decadence with Shub-Niggurath. She is the black goat of the THOUSAND YOUNG, after all. What were you expecting, a swimsuit model?

Not quite sure how I'm going to represent Azathoth and Nyarlathotep, though, since Azathoth doesn't really have a recognizibly intelligent mind.

I hope you will rofl without -ing or -ing.