One of my close friends, who is dubbed by some to be completely insane, has a theory of evolution that i'd like to hear some opinions on.
She believes that long ago the earth was completely populated by animals, sans humans. Aliens then came down, and fucked a monkey or two, for the sake of experimentation. You can imagine, i'm sure that she gets more into detail with this, but i really can remember everything.
Sure enough, no-one around here really listens to her theorys anymore, except me.
Recently she's been visiting some relatives in B.C. and hasnt been around. She called me last night though with a new more developed theory.... She's going to try and start a cult of sorts surrounding this also...
Now she feels that along with the aliens screwing the monkeys for experimentation, there were also some doing it for pleasure, some were perverts, and so on. Because of this we have a rather diverse array of personality types all depending on the type of alien and for what purpose they screwed the monkey.
As for the cult, its based mainly on Astrology, and equality.
The different alien/monkey spawn created the 12 different astrological figures, and those were also sectioned off into groups. These are Half-links, Full breeds, and Human.
It's all quite confusing and hard to follow.
Somewhere in there also she figures she is a reincarnate of jesus and i was one of the apostles. The 12 apostles also tie in in with the astrological figures.
I can't remember how it all goes. It's quite difficult to listen to someone and stay on track after downing several mochas.

So i was just looking for some opinions on this. I slightly confused and am against any form of organised religion, so you can pretty much assume mine.

umm..

reincarnate of jesus ??

theres a psychological term for people who believe that..

The Astrological signs are based solely on the position of bodies in our solar system at specific moments in time. There's only twelve astrological signs because a 360 degree rotation of the earth is easily divided into twelve parts. There could have been 6 signs, or 24. Astrological signs aren't defined by the people under them, but are instead defined by the things that effect the people under them... That didn't make much sense.

Anyways, I don't have anything against her, I'd rather have people running around thinking they were jesus than people running around thinking they were hitler reborn and the anti-christ at the same time (much like an ex-old-friend of mine... he'll rest in peace soon).

She did, at one point in time, believe that she was the anti-christ.
The she thought of her self as a complete anarchist.
Now this. Either way she's completely convinced in herself and wants me to help her do a study on Sleep-depravation upon her return... which is today... i think im gonna stay away from home for the rest of the day. Stay up until the point that I recieve halucinations doesn't appeal to me at this moment.