My main problems with sex are a) I am sickened by the heat; b) I am sickened by the smells and tastes; and c) I am sickened by the sounds.
A) I sometimes have trouble standing the innate heat of my own body. When I'm in bed w/ another, it becomes unbearable, no matter how much I lone that person.

I think this one is pretty obvious. It's like pickeled prune juice.
C) Squish Squish Squish.