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Clearwitch · 08-25-01

Links? Damn, I didn't even notice them...Shows how perceptive I am, huh..?

Is searching now...

SavageBloodCat · 08-26-01

Quit flirtin' with each other and tell me the hell what Discordianism means! Or are we strayin' off topic?
MUAHAHAHAHA!
Go back, Beast of the Jungle! *To myself* These people think you're raving mad.

>^..^<

08-26-01

I resent that! :p This is Discordianism fnord! Hail Eris, all hail Discordia and assorted other total idiocy?! I could talk to you seriously about Discodianism but that would be the Ultimate Hypocricy in the eyes of Our Lady Eris.

Understand it for yourself, or not as may be better. Remember, King Kong died for your sins!

-><- Kallisti! -><-

Just read the Principia, here's an excerpt:

Quote:

When Hypoc was through meditating with St. Gulik, he went there into the kitchen where he busied himself with preparing the feast and in his endevor, he found that there was some old tea in a pan left standing from the night before, when he had in his weakness forgot about its making and had let it sit steeping for 24 hours. It was dark and murky and it was Hypoc’s intention to use this old tea by diluting it with water. And again in his weakness, chose without further consideration and plunged into the physical labor of the preparations. It was then when deeply immersed in the pleasure of that trip, he had a sudden clear voice in his head saying "it is bitter tea that involves you so." Hypoc heard the voice, but the struggle inside intensified, and the pattern, previously established with the physical laboring and the muscle messages coordinated and unified or perhaps coded, continued to exert their influence and Hypoc succumbed to the pressure and denied the voice.
And again he plunged into the physical orgy and completed the task, and Lo as the voice had predicted, the tea was bitter.

RedMeat · 08-26-01

Godzilla could kick Kong`s ass anyday.

08-26-01

Nah-uh! No way! k1Ng k0nG r0xx0rz j00!

RedMeat · 08-26-01

If hes so great howcome hes dead?

08-26-01

But he ascended up to The Great Scyscraper in The Sky on the fifth (Law of Fives) day after he died to rule over heaven with his father (King Pong)!

SavageBloodCat · 08-26-01

Aw, 5a none of that makes sense to me abstracted mind yet...

>^..^<

08-26-01

Quote:

Originally posted by SavageBloodCat
Aw, 5a none of that makes sense to me abstracted mind yet...

Exactly! You've got it in one! It makes no sense! Sense is limiting and restrictive! Exclamation marks are everywhere! Fnord!

SavageBloodCat · 08-26-01

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You mean, it's been stuck in my head already?! *Manical laughter*

>^..^<

08-26-01

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia! *thunder and lightning*

SavageBloodCat · 08-26-01

*More manical laughter*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>^..^<

RedMeat · 08-27-01

Just in case anyone asks:

Defining Fnords

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From: Fenwick Rysen
Subject: Re: Fnords

Quoth Soth (soth@********.com):
> Christ on a cross! What the hell is "fnord"? Everyone is being so elusive!

First of all, you have to realize there are many different types of
fnords. The first one, a fnord, is a peculiar type of pastry that's a
cross between a jelly-filled donut and a cinnamon roll, but nobody knows
where they come from, all pastry companies deny having the recipe, but
they still taste pretty damn good. The second variety, a fnord, is
rumored to be a small furry creature resembling a gopher, but may in fact
be Mac Squirrell, and has so far eluded all attempts at capture. The
third variety, fnords, are the results of one of the US governments
"Black" projects and is an insidious weapon designed to suck the odd socks
out of every washer and dryer in the world and use them to smother anyone
at any time, anywhere in the world. The fourth variety, fnords, are
common everyday items like pencils and shoelaces that are actually
shapeshifting aliens in league with the Galactic Zorfnoed Federation and
are plotting to take over the world to use it in their game of
Interstellar Marbles against the Galactic Deonfroz Federation (The earth
is in a prime strategic location for winning this game). The fifth
variety are just plain old fnords.

I hope that helps to clear some things up. Fnord!

SavageBloodCat · 08-27-01

Thank you, RedMeat, for that piece of loooong useless information.

>^..^<

RedMeat · 08-28-01

Welcome to religion.

08-28-01

Quote:

Originally posted by RedMeat
Welcome to religion.

lol

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)
The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of the Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 wks & 11 hrs of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Bog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing What he Reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.

Clearwitch · 08-28-01

...but I like hot dog buns...

RedMeat · 09-01-01

Then change the day.

09-01-01

Yes, well done for keeping the Discordian thread alive... scripture will follow...

09-01-01

In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order about you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straitjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.
It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.
The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance caused by frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.