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View Poll Results: what i want for christmas is...
a new thing to replace that old thing! 1 5.56%
the friggin' X-Box! (or sumtin' as such) 1 5.56%
sex! 2 11.11%
drugs! 0 0%
rock n' roll...CD's and the such! 0 0%
DVD's 2 11.11%
boxes wrapped in purdy paper with things in 'em! 3 16.67%
money! 3 16.67%
other... 4 22.22%
for someone to die... 2 11.11%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

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all i want for christmas (returned) - 12-02-05

what would it be...


I was masturbating
just contemplating
the color of suicide
  
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12-02-05

I'd like for my parents not to be going to Costa Rica for Christmas and leaving me to fend for myself like the heartless hippie bitches that they are.


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12-02-05

well that and for my due date to hurry up and get here.
  
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12-02-05

You forgot to add 'several/all of the above' to the list.. so i chose other..

Sex, money, new thing to replace old thing, boxes wrapped in purdy paper with things in 'em, are all on my list.. as well as some not mentioned..


Beware the ex's.. They ARE out to get you...

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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
  
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12-02-05

i'm sorry...


I was masturbating
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12-02-05

no your not. But thanks for the thought
And it being the christmas season, your forgiven


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12-02-05

I would like a monkey. Dressed in armour. That I could fight.


  
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12-02-05

Hmm...I just saw a video of a chimp that was trained to kickbox. Would that do?


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12-04-05

A puppy


"Night, do not look for him."


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12-05-05

Sex, CD's and Money


but mainly sex... p0rn is getting old...especially when you've seen the same stuff over and over and over and over and you get the point.



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12-05-05

damn double post



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12-05-05

DVDs...haven't really added to my collection recently but i prefer a gift card, people always buy full screen.

Money, could always use that.

Sex...haven't had that in awhile, definately could use some of that.



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12-06-05

last time all i WANTED and got for christmas was a case of beer and two carton of cigarettes from my parents. right along with that they got me a shirt which said "beer taster...it's a rough job but sombody has gotta do it!!" right along with a video camera.....


basically i'm going to stick to my same kind of weapons....

this time i want beer and a set of beer mugs for christmas....

i can't ask for a carton of cigarettes this time. since i quit smoking.... so that is out of the picture....

seriously that is what i asked for on christmas and got... i'm butt ass happy with that!!

i'm going to ask for it again.

it would be nice if i could have a playboy mansion
  
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12-06-05

that was a pretty dam good christmas too!!
  
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12-07-05

as usual. a horse.
  
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12-07-05

my xmas list contained an atari 2600 with a few key games.

I will be receiving it (plus quite a few more than the few games) as I watched the auction end. I can see the box from where I'm sitting right now. It drives me crazy.

That's about all I really wanted for xmas, and it's a safe bet that's all I'm gettin'.

Now giving... psh, that's a whole other story, and a much longer list.


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12-07-05

Peace and love for all
  
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12-07-05

warm and fuzzy clothes, a warm, fuzzy way to large robe and matching slippers, and something pretty, shiny and glittery.



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12-07-05

Is to get a good anal pounding.


I want. I love. I breathe. I need. I lust. I trust. I cheat. I bleed.
  
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12-07-05

hey you notice how when you are little and you get clothes... you don't want to get clothes? in that case you get all fucking pissy and pouty... because all you mainly want it toys....

but when you get older you start to like clothes more... when you either get them for your birthday or christmas...
  
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