LOL Mullet..

whats worse...
being in a torrential downpoor, or a 'very' blustery snowstorm?

A: I love getting caught in the rain. Even when it's very heavy.

Q: What's worse, shoveling snow or scraping ice?

i'd say scraping ice, because shoveling snow might keep you warm. and i hate scraping things, gives me goosebumps.

farmer's tan or bad hair cut?

A: Bad Haircut cause you can always cover a farmer's tan.

Q: What's worse, metrosexual or feminine male?

i assume you mean an effeminate male who is not a metrosexual. that's what i think is worse. i don't care about your sexual preference, but i think men should act manly. maybe i'm old fashioned.

effeminate male or manly female?

A: effeminate male. It just gives me the creeps.

Q: What's worse. Global warming being a religion or Athiests that deny they are a religion?

well, seeing as how i don't really think being an atheist is a religion (although i haven't researched it, it's just not what i initially thought)... i'd say global warming being called a religion is the most retarded.

what's worse, having a religion or not having one?

A: not having one. It's been my experience that humans need something to believe in even if it's a unsensical as Global Warming

Q: What's worse, the ideal lazy day and you can't take advantage of it, or a day at work where you have nothing to do?

nothing to do at work!! i'm so bored!

forgetting your cellphone or not being able to get online?

A: not getting online. I'm an addict.

Q: What's worse, extremely slow connection or very fast connection but the sites you want to access are all down?

slow connection. you can always find something else to do on the internet.

going without socks (with shoes that require socks) or without underwear?

A: considering how cold it is here, the underwear would be bad. Besides if I don't have socks, I just go without shoes entirely.

B: Black bra under a thin white shirt, or no bra under a thin white shirt.

no bra is definitely worse... unless it's porn or a strip club or a wet tshirt contest, something like that. having no bra on is pretty tacky.

someone wearing pants that they are too fat for, or strappy shoes with ugly feet?

A: I'd have to go with the pants. Nothing worse in public then someone who is a size 12 in size 2 pants.

Q: What's worse, fat, hairy man in a speedo, fat, hairy woman in a thong?

well, i guess the thong, because it covers even less than a speedo. fat hairy man or woman - bout the same to me. ew!

capri pants, black socks, and sandals -or- pants and shirt of wildly different patterns, not even remotely matching or complimenting each other? (i've seen these both at the office)

A: any sock with sandels. Even if the patterns don't match, you might get the colors to look semi-decent

Q: What's worse, comb over or bad toupee?

comb over. it's so pitiful.

what's worse: long, straggly grey hair, or a bad dye job.

A: That would depend on the colors involved so I will go with the traggly grey hair.

Q: What's worse, people that refuse to control their kids in public or parents who drop their kids in the toy department so they can go shopping unhindered?

people refusing to control their kids. i HATE that. makes me insane.

what's worse, not swatting your kid when they really need it because you're afraid you'll be prosecuted, or doing it anyway and getting the dirty looks

A: I don't care what other people think about that. If my child needs dicipline, then she needs it. so I don't care if they give me a dirty look.

Q: What's worse, people that beat their kids, or those that defend them?