Pain in the Ass is worse ! where would you sit ??

Whats Worse ?

Getting a zit in a prominent place on a special day ?
Or
Having a coldsore when you have a dental appointment ?

Having a coldsore when you have a dental appointment .

Listening to bad music or listening to ugly people talk?

Listening to ugly people talk.....
I hate that ! Ugly words make me angry.

Whats Worse?

Not being hungry in the morning....and being forced to eat, by well meaning people ?
Or
Being starved in the evening....and told....that....is going to make you fat,
eating so close to bed time. By the same people ?

not being hungry and being forced to eat is worse...
...i know because i endure it every day

what's worse?

dying before you get to tell someone you love them?

OR

telling that person you love them and have them laugh in your face?

The first one.

Not telling someone that you love her...
or telling it and then nothing happens?

the second one...at least if you never tell them you can create a fantasy world where you love one another but to have that illusion shattered would be heart-breaking

what's worse?

being unable to talk or hear but being able to move your limbs?

OR

being able to talk and hear but being unable to move your limbs?

i would rather talk and here....


whats worse?

farting while your having sex?
your partner farting during sex?

OOOPS!
farting while your having sex?
cause you can ignore theirs *BUT* will they if you do ?

Whats worse ?

Waiting forever, for a phone call from your lover....that never comes ?
Or
Getting your phone call as promised....But your lover dosen't seem to be paying any attention to you ( like their preoccupied !)

waiting forever for a call that never comes.

what's worse?

being told 'i love you' by someone you really don't like?

OR

telling someone, 'i love you', that you really like and have them tell you they detest you?

telling someone you love ....that in return detests you! Is worse!

whats worse?

a sliver?
or
a papercut?

Eeeew!
A papercut no contest ! shudders !

Whats worse ?

Rough hands that hang up on your clothes ?
Or
A torn nail that runs your pantyhose ?

a torn nail that ruins your stockings definitely

what's worse?

having each bone in your body broken one at a time, one a day and being kept alive the whole time until every bone is broken, while your immediate family are forced to watch?

OR

watching your immediate family being raped and tortured but then having a bullet put through your brain and dying instantly?

The second one.... that would just kill me to see my family raped.

Whats Worse?

Having zits or a breakout on an important date/schedule?
OR
Having a really Really bad hair day on an important dat/schedule?

Having a (Really Really Bad Hair Day) on an important date/schedule. ....Aaaaaaaaaaarg ! been there done that


Which is worse ?

A totally wrong hair cut.....from the one you asked for ?
Or
A totally wrong perm.....from the one you asked for ?

The PERM........ let me demonstrate
"Bad cut" *looks into the mirror* Man... at least it will grow out.
"Bad perm" *looks into mirror* AAAAHhhhhhhh thats the UGLIEST poodle I have ever seen!!!!!! Oh SH** THATS MY HAIR!!!

Whats Worse?

A sore back that no one will rub
OR
Having to rub somone elses back to which makes yours sore too?

rubing someone elses back and in turn having a sore back is sooo much worse, i hate rubing peoples backs i get cramps in my hands!


ok you know when a guy hasn't shaved in a day or two, and has that prickly, stubble on his chin?

ok whats worse:

having "stub burn" around your lips and on your cheeks

or

having "stub burn" around your bikini area, and "such"?

Brandi!! *said in a stern voice* OMG!

Well I would say the and such area....being more tender would be worse!

Whats worse:

Catching your kid shaggin' their boy/girl friend in their room
or
Having them catch you?

Eeep! ............. i pass! eeeew!

having them catch you... that would be very very embarrassing...

which is worse?
*slipping in a pile of your own feces face first
or
*slipping in a pile of elephant feces?

ummm I don't know how I could fall into my own feces... But I would have to say Mine anyways..... When elephants poop...*Discovery channel pops into head* They only poop out grass and tree leaves.... It is acctually edible after they pooped it out......... But I would hate to know the person who figured that one out! *shudders*

OKAY!!!

Whats Worse?
Taping you and your partner having sex WITHOUT sound and having it found?
OR
Taping you and your partner having sex WITH sound and having it found?