A dance lesson. I ended up having to tell the girl I only had one leg so she'd stop fuckin bothering me on the phone. I felt bad about the lie but didn't want to tell her to just 'fuck off'. They just don't get that ' no thanks' means fuckin' 'NO THANKS'.

Can you dance?

Uhhh...no. I can mosh though!!

Would ya teach me?

What? with only one leg? I do love to slow dance, it's so romantic, sorta like moshing but more controlled. Yeah I could teach you.

Did you ever dance with your parents when you were a kid?

Grandparents, but never my parents. They were the ones who taught me to jump and mosh (As much as a 7 year old can, the rest was self-taught).

Why wouldn't a one legged person be able to teach someone to dance?

no reason. if they know how to teach, then why not? you don't have to even be able to dance to teach it i guess. just tell them and coach them.

why are boys so unreliable?

Cause we are easily amused.

Why do girls insist upon the phone?

not all are i hate the phone!!! but since i have to answer you ummm. cause girls are stupid!!



will you make me some rice krispy treats please?

no, make you own damn candy.

am i sexy or creepy?

sexy in a creepy sorta way.

Have you and any previous partner ever had 'your song'. If 'yes' what was it?

Yes, my husband ....and the song is by Jeff Healey "I think I love you too much"


Where did you meet your significant other/partner/bf/gf?

at freyberg square in the city whilst sitting at a water fountain with my friends in the wee hours of the night wishing there was water in the fountain.

can you love the one you love too much?

*Winces in pain* When they leave, yes...

How come I can constantly mentally torture myself with dreams of the past and of things I'll never again achieve or feel?

because you've got too much time in your hands or your mind needs to be active. like me! *waves her arms in an "over here" kinda way*

if you carefully poke a small hole into an egg and place a stick in it, freeze the egg and then crack the shell, do you have an eggsicle?

I'm not entirely sure if the egg would stay inside the shell...it'd have to be a damn nice fit.

This chick who used to like me (Like a week ago, hehe), is currently in the room next to mine, giving head to about 4 guys, one of which is my little brother and Travis's (Vlad's) little brother. Anyone find that as funny as I?

no i find that sick.

do beauty pageants degrade all women, or just the ones that are in the pageants?

just the one's that loose! I hate contests like that.

Why don't men have pagents?

We have marriages.

Why do women have pagents?

cause we're shallow about that kinda stuff?
(not all of us)

Do you have a dog?

two, in fact.

Do you want my body?

is it in better shape than mine?