hair dryer......it's my friend!


who's yer daddy? hehehehehe.....

A.He's dead.

Q. Do you agree with the adage "If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem"? Why?, Why not?

no, i don't agree...because you could be a part of the 'innocent bystander' group who just sits and watches the solution fix the problem.

question:what do they do with your soul when you die?

They do nothing.

What do you think happens when you die?

A)You return to the Source, and choose whether you want to be reborn to continue your human experiences.

Q)If you could give anyone in the world a truth pill and ask them 3 questions, who would it be and name the questions.

My abuser's

1) Why...?
2) How many...?
Where do they want the bullet...?


Question:

If you where cuffed to a steel pipe and the person who did it gave you a saw and then set the room on fire, could you saw your own hand off to escape...?

probably...

question:do you think the queen of england uses msn messenger?

now thats a good question. well i think she does, with all the royalty and money you d think she should be up to date with technology. maybe she's got a royal messenger.

Q. If God were to appear before you in any form, what form would you want for him to take?

i reckon if he looked like god from 'South Park' that would be cool

question:if the queen used msn what would her nickname/screenname be?

SexyEnglishBiotch100...?

And if she did use MSN, what would her profile say about herself?

name: queen liz

occupation: commonwealth figurehead

relationship status: married

about me: just your average english gal, i like going to parties and have a good social life

favourite things: corgies, sherry, hats, waving to crowds

quotes: barmy army, barmy army!

question: what's your favourite thing to do on a grey and rainy sunday morning?

sleep.

why does smoking turn your skin grey?

I didn't know it did ! I have never smoked so I haven't a clue...
On the other hand I have a sweet tooth !

So what is your most favorite sweet treat ?

real rose-scented turkish delight with icing sugar and nuts, mmmmm *melts*

question:if you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?

Garlic bread (yum) texas toast style....however, I'd gain a thousand pounds from it! LOL

what is your favorite scent? (perfume/cologne)

Ralph by Ralph Lauren

Where can you buy willpower?

I wished I knew ! I sure could use a healthy dose !


COFFEE! what is your fav ?

A/ As long as it's strong and sweet I like just about any coffee, even instant. At tyhe moment I'm drinking instant, Moccona Espresso.

Q/ If the world was created by a big bang and chaos why are all the planets and stars perfect spheres?

Well, that one was a real conversation stopper, wasn't it. How about this one.


Q/ When was your last orgasm?

Q/ If the world was created by a big bang and chaos why are all the planets and stars perfect spheres?
A/ Exactly !.........To the big brains.....Maybe they melted ? :laugh:
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Q/ When was your last orgasm?
A/ I'm 61....whenever I damn want one !
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Q/ How do you think the solar system as it has evolved BEGAN ?