A: Does jumping into a gang assault on someone to even the odd count/

Q; Ever have a stranger come to your rescue?

sort of. i've had help from people i didn't know very well, when i really really needed help....

ever been in telemarketing?

A: no, but I sure do love to mock them when they call

Q: Ever worked in a call center?

yes. i did tech support for an internet provider for a short time. it was a big scam, and i quit...
i did kinda like my job tho

you?

A; For Verizon, then Microsoft, then Cisco, then Dell.

Q: What's the worst joke you ever heard?

hard to pick the worst, having a bad memory and all. got a pretty bad one yesterday: you know how indian women have that dot on their forehead? most americans think it has to do with marriage, but really it's the dowry... on the wedding night the groom scratches it off to see if he's won a convenience store, laundrymat, donut shop....

told you it was a bad joke.

what's your favorite joke?

A: Warning: It's a blonde joke. But I like it because it's how a blonde (such as myself) responds to them.

How do blondes get pregnant? ......................... and you thought we were stupid


Q: Ever have a daycare provider close shop on you without prior notice?

well, i was unaware they were closed the day before new year's, if that counts. i dunno.

ever had a bad daycare?

A; The one my wife worked at was bad. We reported it to DFS for abuse on the kids. They were already under investigation before she started working there. But when our daughter got bruises on her thighs and no one reported it, we got concerned and pulled her out.

Then the one we put her in called us and told us they were closing shop so don't come back. That was yesterday so I am home with her and shopping for daycares.


Q: ever take a job specifically for the benefits?

the one i'm sitting in right now. i'm a permanent, federal employee. GS-career. Pretty fucking happy about it, too.

you?

A: I could be getting paid double what I am if I moved to SLC but I love my job. The benefits are spectacular and I love getting to travel as I do.

Q; Ever work a job with Zero benefits?

this is the second job i've ever had with benefits. the first one was that call-center job. so, yeah.

ever been refused because of a pre-existing condition?

A: I missed out on a job because I failed a credit check.

Q: Do you know your credit score?

yes, it's around 670.

lowest interest rate you've ever gotten?

A: 4.2 is the interest rate on my student loans.

Q: Ever had a student loan?

no. don't have a secondary education. unfortunately i decided to get pregnant instead.

ever paid cash for something over $1000?

A: I bought my mother a car for $3,000 and a rainbow vaccum for $2000. I also paid for my wedding $7,000 and that's about it.

Q: same question back to you

i've made down payments and stuff like that... but the only thing i can think of that i spent over $1000 on the spot was a lawyer - divorce. yeah.

have you ever thought something was worth every penny you paid for it?

Yeah, that hooker I got... I'm kidding... No, nothing is really worth every penny... I get bored with things eventually, or someone get something better for the same price.

What do you want, but can't afford right now?

a house.

ever bought a house?