Not at all. You could say I'm spiritual but not religious.

If there is a God, do you think He/She/It is mad that we haven't been to church?

no. i don't think that "god" has any care for what i do. if he's there, we seem to be simply entertainment value.

have you always felt this way or have you changed beliefs?

If you mean about religion, I think I might have but not realized it and then started changing things when I was a teenager. If you mean about God, I don't think God would care if we went to church or not and I supposed I used to think God would but now I think differently.

Have you ever attended a religious gathering of any sort that was of a completely different religion than you are/were accustomed to?

yes. my parents rarely took me to church as a kid - 2 or 3 times, maybe, to a methodist church. spent the night with friends and went to baptist church with them, sometimes. was a shocker when i started going penecostal, what with all the annointing oil, speaking in tongues, etc.

what religion (if any) are/were your parents?

They were both raised Roman Catholic then later changed to various sects of Protestantism.

If you were Catholic and had to go to confession for everything that happened over the past week, would you be there a long time?

oh yes, lord, i'd be there for hours... i'm not even sure about some things, i'd have to ask if they were sins or not.

what would you confess?

Hmm...
I don't know that I've done too much lately that I would consider "sinful", so I would think I wouldn't confess much. I probably would also confess that I was unmoved on the idea that the priest could pardon anything I would done as well since he's just another human as I am and I hadn't done anything to him personally, but that's just me.

What's an interesting tidbit of news you've heard today (newspaper, television, online)?

a man just had a 2 inch nail removed from his penis after complaining of abdominal pain.
yeah
i read fark

do you frequent a news site?

Do sports count?

What's your favorite site, other than DF of course

Michele Malkin's site.

Q: do you attend other forums?

Drew Curtis' FARK.com
or maybe yahoo, i catch a lot of stuff there, too.

you?

Modern buddy, modern Vespa, and a couple for Yellowstone.

What is the most unusual site you frequent?

i don't frequent too many sites. but i guess the joe cartoon thing is pretty strange. haven't been there in awhile though.... oh, i know! Davezilla: Clean humor, filthy comments

what are your favorite shoes like?

A: Well worn hiking boots

Q: and your favorite shoes?

When I get to wear NONE is my favorite favorite, but hmmm...I guess my slip-on Rocket Dogs now.

When I was the last time you had a cold or other brief illness?
(I have a cold and want someone to commiserate.)

when I returned home for the holidays, I'm pretty sure I was hit with three different colds, so uncool.

What musician/band do you wish would come back?

Pantera, but then Dimebag would have to rise from the dead.

What musician do you dislike, but at the same time love his/her music?

oh jeez, alot. way too many to name. seriously. I would be here for hours listing so I ain't even gonna start. I'll just put 'prince' and 'axl rose' down for now...

if you could invent a 'hallmark holiday' what would it be?

steak and blowjob day? damn! already taken. how about some kind of national healthy day or something... take off work and go for a walk in the sunshine. all fast food joints are closed. soda machines only dispense water!
yeah that's dumb. it's early....

when's the last time you had some of those candy hearts that say stuff on them? i just got one that says "fax me"

Not in a really long time, though I used to like to read them. They taste just like Necco Wafers and I don't really like them much. I actually found one when I was in high school that said EAT ME so I saved it. I think it's funny how they now say things like FAX ME and EMAIL ME.

Are you doing anything special today?