A: I got told the same thing at my first wedding.

Q: What types of books do you like to read?

oh, i wish i had more time to read... unfortunately, it takes me forever and ever to read a book because i rarely have more than 30 minutes at a time, and certainly not every day....
i guess i don't even have a preference. i like what i like... some romance, some classics, i read a lot of poetry (hard to follow a story when you only get to it once a week or so)... i don't like horror or suspense, so the ever-popular stephen king is pretty much out - although i did like Hearts in Atlantis alright... kurt vonnegut is entertaining as well, i really liked his stuff.

what kind of music do you listen to?

A: alot of different things. I do alot of Christian music but that's off limits at work. So I listen to country on the radio, symantec spaces or even Enya at the office

Forgot to add a question.

Q: You ever get so tired you do that sort of thing?

what sort of thing? the music? i listen to all kinds of stuff. i used to listen to christian stuff (why is that off limits at work? people here in this federal office listen to it a-plenty) i listen to country and rock and just whatever is on, for the most part. i detest rap or r&b or whatever.

there's a question in there.

A: It's a government office and we are prohibited from playing anything that someone may be offended by. I have a very anti-christian person working downstairs. She even complained about a co-woker wearing a cross.

Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom from religion.

Q: I'm going to apply for a home loan. Have you ever done that?

not technically. i got a loan from a family member to buy my home. i mean, it's all legal, but still. they gave me a good deal, and i didn't have any credit (young) so...

have a house picked out yet?

A: nope, need to see what we are eligible for first.

Q: how you gonna keep busy while I'm away?

i dunno. i'm actually working on a spreadsheet now, but i get off at 4:30 so..... the question IS

what are YOU gonna do while I'M away??

A: Crush mine enemies, see them driven before me and here the lamentation of their women.

Q: When was the last time you had a credit check performed?

Probably two years ago. I'm due.

Have you done or started on your taxes yet?

A: Completed and getting a return.

Q: Same question

started on.

how much is your return?

Nunyabizness! I am getting refunds from both state and federal though.

Hmm...
Have you ever bitten someone as an adult?

A; only to remove flesh.

To quote Ric Flair. "I'm not the biggest, the strongest or the fastest, but I am the dirtiest player in the game and I will win."

Q: Have you ever been in a fight where someone ended up in the hospital

LMAO
No.


Have you ever been fooling around/joking and were play-fighting and someone got seriously hurt?
(A story that was related to me about a friend of a friend is what made me LMAO at the beginning of the post because it was the first thing to pop into my head when I read the question.)

A: isn't that normally how play fighting ends?

Q: Can we hear that story?

HAHAHA! I had a feeling someone would ask! It was a guy and a girl who were roommates and I believe in a relationship of sorts...
From what I was told they had been drinking at home and decided to go outside at night and start horsing around with wooden swords on the front lawn...if I recall correctly he wound up with a black eye and she with a broken wrist. Somehow I picture them both laughing in the emergency room.


Are you afraid of needles?

A: considering I used to be a paramedic, and let everyone practice on me, I'd have to say no.

Q: Would you rather have a shot, or have blood drawn?

Probably have blood drawn. I've done it many times before and would rather be giving some blood out than having some sort of foreign something coming in (not a fan of medicines).

BTW, cool, my brother is a paramedic.


What blood type are you?

A: O POS

Q; are you an organ donor?