no i feel all fine "n" stuff.


did mommy have one two many shots?

Mommy has had one to many shots for most of her life in my case, lol.

Where would be the perfect party location in your eyes?

your house...! lol! i dunno ummm...outside in the woods at night with a whole bunch of people and a fire and shtuff!

if you could buy one person anything in the whole world (regardless of money) who would it and what would it be and why?

my boyfriend so he could be my bitch

does cosmetic surgery gross u out?

no not really....unless we're talking about Michael Jackson freekish kinda shit!
*that kinda cosmetic surgery bothers me*

If you were to have cosmetic surgery...what would you be fixing/enhancing/reducing...etc?

First off, I find it highly doubtful that I'd ever have it, do to multiple reasons, but going under the assumption that I was way tanked and had a few grand to drop on my body, I think I'd....hmm...do they have one that can fix hands? Mine get truly trashed at work. So they're not soft anymore, but a bit rought and have lots of cuts. Some variety of permanment lotion? Lol.

If you were able to tell one person what you thought of them, would you?

if it was good, then yeah. otherwise, i tend to keep stuff to myself. or in my journal...

am i a pussy?

yup! hehe nah your just a mutant beanie

if you were a mutant what sort of mutant do you think you'd be?

The one that kills everything!

What super-hero team would you align yourself with?

xmen so i could pash wolverine...
oops did i say that?

are you goin away for new years?

No, I don't get out much.

Will you come see me for New Years instead? lol

Sure. I just need about 7ft. of floor space to pass out on, and maybe some hot water, and I'm game.

What should I bring?

you should bring a very large cantelope! (sorry, random sleeplessness speaking here)

what should i do for new years?

You should run through the streets completely naked, singing, "If your happy and you know it clap your hands" Just for shits and giggles. LOL


Whats the craziest thing you've done while drunk and in public?

Me and my friend, who were both way out on a gallon of vodka (In 5 minutes, between two people...ya...), and we came across a dead cat with a slug on its eye. We wanted to move the slug, and bring the cat with us. I guess the two girls (Sober) were trying to stop us, but we were quite adamant about it. So either that, or the massive knife fights in Shari's (Restaurant) while cops sit a booth away and watched.

Craziest thing you've done in public NOT drunk?

At the opening of a surreal art exhibition my friend, my son and I pretended to be living art (the exhibition was very boring). We stood in formation and spat water from our mouths to imitate a fountain. People weren't quite sure whether we were part of the exhibition so no-one confronted us.

What's the nicest pressie you are giving someone this year?

This year? Hmmm...giving my sister a $189 stereo. Thats the most expensive...I dunno. Most gifts I purchase double as some variety of a play-off to an inside joke with the person, so the gift isn't as valued as the reactions and the "revenge gift" that is bound to show up sooner or later.

Best practical joke you've played?

I can't think of one off the top of my head. I often put on different voices when I speak to my friends on the phone and pretend I'm someone else (tax department questioning about a previous return etc.) It's always good if you know something they don't know you know. Know what I mean? Pretty tame though. I think practical jokes are more a boyie thing.

Com'on what's the best you've ever done?

Well, besides car jacking so that the person has no clue in hell where their car is, or just decorating it with random things like toilet paper, baby powder, cologne, and pumpkins (Full ones at that), we enjoy doing things that piss ya off, but don't cause any monetary damage. Like getting into shaver fights. I had Travis's head missin' patches (Travis being Vlad_De_Impaler) and my other roommate Joe missin some as well. And I myself has some missing parts, but I fared the best, despite being jumped by two people. Oh, and we lit our rather "large" friend on fire. that was amusing. He was quite high at the time, so we stood on opposing sides of him, my friend shoves a can of butane into him, he of course turns around to face him which put the cold spot right at me, and I lit it. He got his revenge by lighting my hair on fire though. So we have fun, and most of the time is rather costless and painless...most of the time

Wanna be my friend? Hehe.

ok, but you have to hold my bag

wanna hold my bag?