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worst remakes ever - 03-29-06

well I watched a peice of crap remake the other day (the fog) and i thought it would be inteesting to post what people thought the worst remakes of all time were.

tied at #1 for me is The Fog and The Island of Doctor Moro


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03-30-06

i think this thread sux...if there's an original like it anywhere, then it sux even more...


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03-31-06

FACE!!!!

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03-31-06

planets of the apes thats another crappy remake


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07-04-06

i think it would be more interesting to try write a thread about the good remakes.

of course it would only have about three posts in but it would tax people's minds to think of them.



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07-06-06

there have been Good remakes??


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07-06-06

tim burton's charlie and the chocolate factory. pisses all over the original.

jackson's lord of the rings trilogy. fuckloads better than the animated edition. and not only because it was live, not animated, the animated version was fucking DIRE.

thats all i can think of right now, since i'm going to bed and i dont want to strain my brain. kinda proves the point really.



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07-07-06

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tim burton's charlie and the chocolate factory. pisses all over the original.

jackson's lord of the rings trilogy. fuckloads better than the animated edition. and not only because it was live, not animated, the animated version was fucking DIRE.

thats all i can think of right now, since i'm going to bed and i dont want to strain my brain. kinda proves the point really.
hmmm interesting I have not seen it yet, largely because I didnt think Johny Depp could top Gene Wilder.


the lotr is a whole diffrent ball of wax I dont think you could compare the two. I still rememebr the live action ring riders from the animated series to be scarier but I was younger when I watched the moveis. The kicker for me and why the animated series was better is do to the happy songs they would sing.


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07-07-06

johnny depp tops gene wilder. much so. not just because he's a better actor by far, but his attitude is much better, and he has really grasped the soul of willy wonka.

also the film is almost straight out of the book. they even trained the squirrels that test the nuts, just as in the book. and dahl's lyrics are used too.



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07-07-06

my freinds forced me to see this movie them,so i'll just pretend i did not see it.
pirates scare me,alot.
but jhonny depp is a good pirate.



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07-07-06

i think this is the wrong thread to post that in sweetie.



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07-07-06

ya think, or do ya know?



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07-07-06

i dont think "them" or pirates were remakes... unless i am wrong...



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07-07-06

you read all wrong.i meant they made me go see pirates of the carribean ,helloooooo!



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my freinds forced me to see this movie them, so i'll.....
there are many movies called "them" so i didn't read it wrong, you typed wrong.

plus i read the pirates bit, and i did answer to that, in saying

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i dont think "them" or pirates were remakes...
so, well, that does make it that you're posting in the wrong thread. because pirates of the carribean isn't a remake. it's a movie based on a ride at Walt Disney Theme Parks. which isn't a remake.

so hence, i was right. there's a thread in the movie section about Pirates of the carribean - Dead man's chest (and i do know this to be true, because i started that thread.)

so, to use your tone,

helloooooo!

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i think this is the wrong thread to post that in sweetie.



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07-07-06

ooooooooh,

someones cocky.



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07-07-06

sorry for being nice in the first place.

sorry for knowing some shit about some movies.

sorry for being able to read and type.

you didn't have to bring the -

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you read all wrong.i meant they made me go see pirates of the carribean ,helloooooo!
attitude into the equation.

pah.

oh, and nothing cocky about it. i don't do cocky.



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07-07-06

well so.o.o.rry.
i didnt mean to be rude if i was.



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07-07-06

no offence taken, and none meant towards you.

this may be the unmoderated offtopic free to bitch about people board, but i aint here for that. not on this occasion. welcome to the forum newbie, and may your posts be as plentiful as they have been so far.



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mmhmm.




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