No. Don't hump dry air when I'm standing right here.

*humps Meg's leg*

Awesome. A few inches higher and you're in the fly zone.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yee, indeed.

for some reason, i imagine sixxx saying that as he blows his load. just like that:

yee

Don't ever give me a visual like that again.

haha. case and point.

I am going to fuck you with my herpes-sore ridden cock using the bursting boils fluids as lubrication!!!!! Take it mommy take it!!!

I luf U!!!!!

that is pretty gross.

Go play marbles in the sand

No but really.. the snow is all melted and my parts are rotting and I need a few good legs and a spleen..... can you send them to me through the post.... or I could go there and get them..... your legs are not too hairy are they???

go skronk your wife.

Sounds like a good idea....

I'm off to see the vagina.... the wonderful vagina of wife.... lalALALlala.....

i think dyshade is the only married person i know that still gets laid as often as he wants.

*smacks Dy*

rouge isn't necessarily a "douche." he just has no idea how to interact with other human beings without coming off as a douche. A little practice will take care of that in a jiffy.

you confidence is... well, double edged. amusing and annoying at the same time.

Oh, I wasn't confident about that statement; I've never hung out with you before. I used the pull-something-out-of-ass method. Your tendency to take me seriously is double-edged in the same way!

we really need to work on communicating our sarcasm more clearly... i was going along with the mock-seriousness.

He's whipped.. he don't get a choice.. He says "Yes Dear" and takes off his pants...