Ask me, and I'll tell you.

So why do you suck?

Deep down hes a vacuum

YOU suck because you aren't around enough and you use smilies more than Richard Simmons uses anal douche.

YOU suck because you spend too much time making no fucking sense. Humor is only humorous when it affects the brain somehow.

I never asked you why I suck, you illiterate homeslice! I asked why YOU suck.

You should tell me why I suck, since we're on line and I can pretend to be cool and emotionless. But if you say something I don't want to hear I'm going to whine about how mean you are then start a flame war because you're an insensitive prick.

mr. anti i do believe its my turn to tell why i suck.


oh and by the way did you know that vacumes suck?

You suck because you account for roughly 79% of the wasted space on Darkforum. You start conversations with yourself, post birthday threads for people who haven't been here in 28 years, etc. etc. You also spell better now, and it was way funnier when you couldn't spell at all. Shape up, fucker.

YOU suck because you're too mean

So why do I suck again? I forgot.

HAHAHA! um i spell alot better then what i used to do before? wow i haven't noticed that. but thank you for pointing it out to me. and yes you got me down to a fucking T! man you pay attention to what i do around here pretty well. you must be a god.............................................................................

no wonder why us lesbians love you so much.

because you talk about cows throwing up on people.

well, lets have it then.

Goats not cows

HAHAH yea goats i mean "giggles my ass off"

Damn it g, I see what you're doing.

Quit avoiding the inevititable, and answer my question yoda.
WHY DO YOU SUCK?

How dare you say such a thing! You will taste the fiery bowels of Hell for this! My indignation knows no bounds! And a bunch of other "there will be war" statements.

You just freak me out with your kinkiness. When I read some stuff you wrote in your porn story forum, I was like..... get her 5-point restraints and a bucket of Prozac.

and i, senor anti, i suck because?
oh wait, im a homo...guess im supposed to suck...and well.
or maybe cause of all the ... i use
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