nothing sucks, it only pushes and pulls...

Please inform me of why I suck?

hmmm, where to start...

Yeah, you suck because you're gay. You're different, and that sucks. Fuck you.

I need to know.

Lessee.... you're easily one of the most boring people here, yet you have over 7,000 posts. That means that over 7000 times, you added more inane bullshit to the Internet, and it needs no more of that.

Also, you have no wit. Your comebacks are things like, "oh yeah, like that makes sense" or "yeah, like that was soooo funny." Y'know.... the kind of crap we'd say in the 4th grade, when we were first learning how to be bratty little fucks.

You also dated that Fran dude. That was fucking stupid.

You didn't murder Dookie when you had the chance, dumbass. And you never return my calls.

I love to "suck".....

oOo

Alright, lemme have it...

Yeah you pretty much just answered for me. You're a mentally deficient Internet slut who thinks that a few horses, a pair of blue eyes, and ass-ugly rims are gonna get her some kind of special status in everyones' eyes. Since Day One, you have been utterly predictable and uninteresting, without a trace of modesty or desire to be anything BUT an uninteresting e-slut.

You're not hot. Your horses will all be shot someday. Whenever you cry, I have an orgasm. If you want to suck anything, get on your knees and suck mine; I'll be sure not to rest my beer on your head with too much pressure.

daaang

I don't really have anything to say about you, since you don't do anything super-ostentatious on Darkforum. You're fine by me.

Yeah! That one burned me out. I think that's about a month's worth of hostility, even though it isn't really serious....

Well, the first part was, I suppose.

I don't suck, I swallow. I say we leave it at that.

be gentle with me.

hahaha thats all u got...Damn i was waiting for more. And actually my eyes do get me pretty far with things, u know u love my eyes...Dont hate the rims...U know u love them too, everyone does. And im not just an internet slut. Damn atleast fucking get it right! And as for sucking u off...I think i'll have a pretty damn hard time trying to find....it....

gay=different? from what? these days you're different if you're not bi/gay...cause apparently bi=cool nowadays. didn't you know sucking dick will get you more chicks?

Oooh, a small dick joke that everyone's heard! I think I like you now! Ahhahahahaha, my dick is like, so small that you can't even SEE it! HAhahahahahha. Next, you'll be telling me that I've never had SEX with a GIRL!!!!

I notice that whenever I say I don't like something pertaining to you, you say that I KNOW I really do like it. No, I don't. If I liked it, I'd tell you. The only reason I'd say I hated when I really liked it would be if I was messing around with you, but I don't mess around with people that are boring. So no, you lose.

And yes, you are an Internet slut.

Feel all better now? Or is there still more in there u wanna let out?

Yeah, you have a huge nose. You could blow snot rockets the size of minivans with that thing.