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Im now 4 days overdue, tried everything from sex, castor oil, raspberry tea, hot foods, walking and even starjumps and STILL no luck... Im tired and uncomfortable and the CD player isn't working... And I have a few stretchmarks (Which I can't see because my tummy's so fucking huge....

AND!!! To top it all off I haven't seen my vagina in months.... This sucks...


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My son was 19 days overdue... I feel for you.

Don't Drink and Park. Accidents cause people.


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just reach in there and yank it out.
  
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See if you can set the record for human gestation.

Thanks. Find out exactly what to think, next.

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i thought this kid already popped out? i have a hole digger that might work.


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My son was 19 days overdue... I feel for you.
Why was your son pregnant?
  
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har.

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better you than me.....thank god i ain't a chick
  
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To top it all off I haven't seen my vagina in months.
tape a mirror to a stick

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it would be easier to just squat above a mirror
  
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and the egg that's in the way?

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Ask your doc.

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Yeah but Im afraid of what I will see if I tape a mirror to a stick


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Yeah but Im afraid of what I will see if I tape a mirror to a stick
Like the head of a baby poking out?

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I need to like... Get some sort of tummy tuck after this kid pops out me thinks...


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I'll send Redmeat over to help you.
  
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Starjumps?
  
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Leni babe. Are you alright?

I'll come up and push her out, okay?

I feel your pain though, I know how much it sucks not to see your pussy.


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