I've got this scab on my arm and I keep picking at it cause it itches... but that's not making it any better, is it? Why does this stuff always happen to me... Huh? Why? Gosh Darn It.

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smiley overdose. i rarely use 'em. seemed like as good of a place to use 'em as any other dumb thread.

Put a feckin bandaid on it and leave it alone you goob!!!!!

Chop off your arm with a rusty knife and splash warm milk over your nut-sack. Then, take 20 anadin and down a whole litre bottle of scotch in one go. You'll feel much better after that.

Why you?
Why not you!?

My exhaust is tied on with rope and I can hear the suspension creaking over the car stereo, why me goddamit!!!

you should hear my daughter cry over such things...not as bad as when she sees her blood, but she milks the scabs for what she can get for attention too.

Shove a high powered curling iron up your ass. You'll forget all about the scab.

You Guys Don't Seem To Undertand... It's a Scab on my Arm and it really Itches! Oh Dang Nabbit! It's Iching Again! I gotta go... thanks for the support gang...

P.S I'll still try the Curling Iron. Pleasure seems to distract from the ichiness.

Just make sure the power is on 'HIGH'.

Pick It Unto Death

This is the second grossest thing I've seen all day.

Whats the first?

your face
obviously

Oh? How do you know it wasn't yours? I know I'm all ugly and shit, but I think you just might out me in that department

Yes I will definately out you
lmao

Hey... this is getting off track. And I'm still in pain. How about a little consideration.

see the quote

Douse it in Iodine, that'll take your mind right off the itching

I'll give it a try... Should I be feeling a slight burning sensation?