The language I speak every day is Swedish, because I AM Swedish. And I live in Sweden(still). That's why my english is bad.(Maby not 'bad', my mentor, an american, says I speak better english than most europeans he knows.) And I just realised, maby I SPEAK better english than i WRITE. Or type in this case.

So why not call it the BS board then? Sometimes I want a thread to reach as much people as possible, that's what a general board should be for.

What tenor guitar are you talking about?? The one Martin made in the 40s that look like todays acoustic guitar basses, or is it just something you made up???

tenor guitars were made by more then just martin and where used into the 70's. very rare to find one anymore though. the only reason i knew they existed was because my father played one in a college band. its a nice martin and worth $$$$ now.

how was it tuned?

You really do make me fucking sick. You play everything off as a joke when someone calls you on it just to try and appear as if you -knew- that you were being a moron. Your original comment was not meant as a joke but when Assinik mentioned your stupidity you jump around like an ape screaming "I was just kidding". Annoying...truly.

7th fret across, 4 strings. i'm not sure the exact notes as i haven't played it in years.

beauty, what the fuck is your deal? you know, i have had no problem here except you. yes that was a joke that arsinik didn't catch. so i did what everyone has done to me. sorry if your too slow. here's an idea. go bother someone that gives a shit and at least try to cut on my in a timely fashion. as you are a little late here. obviously arsinik didn't care and maybe neither should you. so untwist your panties and relax. maybe some wine or something will take that hateful edge off.

ok this is for you beauty. dedmetalbitch666 types another spelling bitch in a different color. i find this funny as not only is she better at the spelling bee (but no match for tentacle) but she can make pretty colors too. so i "pun" off of it. then arsinik follows me up with his usual which actually was a little humor that i figured no one would even say anything about. however, everything on here is under a scrutining eye so i guess i figured wrong. anyway, i made a funny back and slung my poo. and then a few days later comes she-bitch, the almighty bitch of the forum to try and cut on me. oh the pain and horror. i even changed my sig just for you. so you just enjoy your little discoveries but try and keep the ignorance to yourself.

markinini, a little online research

http://www.tenorguitar.com

You have fucking annoyed me since the day you came here and tried to butt heads with me over your inability to spell. I called you on it, you cried and called war. You are getting what you asked for.

If you think you're going to hurt my feelings by saying I am a bitch, you had better ask around. Yes, I am well known as a bitch. In addition, your name calling just proves you cannot be bothered to form a rational arguement.

Also, on another point...I left you alone for a while until you reared your ugly fucking head after I said something to another member you thought was inappropriate or some such silly ass nonsense. If you would have left well enough alone you wouldn't have had to strain your tired ass brain to formulate a response.

I would have to say great hilarity lies in your comment about my ignorance seeing as you have still managed to evade the original question. Why is it you always cry "just kidding guys"?

because i don't spell much out. that is why. i speak in short choppy sentences, i tend to leave out details. i also type fast and misspell because i'm at work and doing 12 things at a time. other times its because sometimes some just don't get it. if i can out fool some people then thats just funny since you would call those people slow. i've already explained myself. i think arsinik is very quick, so to stub him is sort of a feat. after all, thats what this whole forum is about right. well with some of you, its a spelling bee not that i give a rats ass. i guess if i was sitting on my ass with nothing to do i could slow down and proofread. i would also have to care that much too. as long as you know what i meant, then i have accomplished my communication.

the cry to war was another joke. i was going to just goof back and forth with you. unfortunately you seem to think you are a deity, although have the humor of a concrete wall and overall the personality matching a cold fish. it kind of makes me feel sorry for your kid as i hope that you aren't this way to him/her if he is slower then you or can't spell or doesn't live up to your expectations. i know my faults. i sure as hell don't need you to point them out like you found the secret gate to paradise. you are like a parasite. you find a target and you grapple hold. the shark bumping off of coral trying to rake you off but you are pretty stubborn. there sure is no way in hell you could admit fault or call truce. maybe even possible banter w/o throughing insults in or cutting. i mean shit, even arsinik has shown he's still human. few and far between but its there. so answer my question that you avoided. why is it the only person i have ever had a lingering problem with is you?

Because I go on first impressions. If you would have proved to me that you were worth the time and effort of a friendship it would have been a different story altogether. Ask Icy. She and I had a huge battle when she first came here and now she and I are on friendly terms.

There are few people here who I actually consider friends and they know more about my personality than some child who claims he has the answer to my personality flaws. As for my child, don't comment on her and never again fucking speak of her. You don't know shit about me, my life and my style. Humor happens to be something I pride myself on and I will laugh...when it is funny. Your humor proves to be nothing that is even slightly amusing as it is all based on trying to one up someone else's jest.

I will laugh at the fact that you think you know so much about me and feel that I have the personality of a fish. You don't know shit but what I show you on this website. How can you make an informed decision? Explain that one away...

Also, if you want to get technical -I- have personally called you on your spelling once. Don't get your battles confused. And you have had a lingering problem with me because I don't feel it necessary to be everyone's friend. I can get nothing from you and therefore see no reason to kiss your little ass.

i didn't ask you to kiss my ass. never will as its degrading, so don't put words in my mouth. if i want to say something i see and feel to get a point across then i will, and you can' stop me. i didn't insult your child so fuck off with the defense that wasn't needed. as for the presonality, will hey, what i see is all i have to go off of, so maybe you answered it. stop acting like a cold fish and i will stop thinking of you as a cold fish. you started this so don't point the finger at me. i have no problems with someone unless they make them. i am a reactionist. as for my humor, if you don't like it then don't laugh. i don't care. however, you can detach yourself from me as i don't like leeches. now why should i bother to show you i'm worth a shit. maybe i did say something that you took slightly offense. i didn't fucking follow you around the threads trying to profile and point out flaws. you need to heed your own advice more. i have no quarrel with you unless you keep nibbling my ass.

hold on, you said you laughed when i called you a fish. i get a point.*

*sarcasm marked

You were the one that popped your head out of the sand to make some random pointed remark at me in the general board there Aristotle, so calm thyself. I will always react to anything someone says to me. If I feel the need to call you a whiny little bitch then suck it up. You can lick me.

Also, you did mention my child in a way that I felt was offensive by saying that Pyrric and I were probably not going to offer her much of a life due to my 'cold fish' personality. So yes, I did need to mention to you that my Lilan was none of your fucking concern. Striking out at someone while using their unborn child as a weapon is a bit below the belt...so keep the gloves up and you won't see anymore of my so-called over reactions.

As for your comment on detaching myself from you I see no end to this arguement so I come back. I'm a last word junkie sweetheart. Just another one of my fishie personality flaws to make mental note of. So blah blah blah...boring ass arguement has grown stale. See you in the next round, buck-o.

first i said nothing about pyrric. so there you go throwing in variables that weren't there. don't fucking start telling someone else i was talking shit about them when i was not. i was describing you, i still said nothing offensive about your child. it is a very good analogy at how you treat someone and the effect it can have.

and where did i poke my head out of the sand? i'm on here most of the day so i don't see how you missed me before. and by detaching yourself i was referring to you running around the board making comments and looking to see what i said. also known as following my posts. i say one thing, which i wish you'd show me as obviously it wasn't worth the time to remember, and you decide to go on a hate on patryn crusade. do you not have anything better to do?

Oh shit...I thought we ended this boring ass fucking arguement over who started what. Who fucking cares. We can just accept the fact and move on. You can continue making shitty comments about me and I can do the same. Boo hoo. Go cry some where.

Wow. You're on here every day?! Are you serious. Holy shit. Maybe I should start being like you.

PS- No. I don't have very much to do but harrass you. I am on medical leave...so welcome to my playground hunny bunny.

aww you called me hunny bunny. tag you're it!