DR.PHILL!! that was seriously unprofessional of you........................... "takes a plain ticket back to callifornina.

ha!!!!!!!

where's oprah when all this is going on?! prolly giving away more cars and gifts to her guests....she buys them off!!!!!!

dr. jordyn says...

why not kill two birds with one stone?...offer fellatio in the kitchen while he's cleaning, assuring him that nothing is sexier than a naked man doing chores...and you'll clean him up later...

hell it would be nice if she could buy me off. i DEMOND that she buys me a black porsh!

really?! i'ma remember that when i get married...

"oh, and honey, if you swallow, i'll also cook dinner!"

she does man....like, last week or so, she bought everyone in the audience a brand new car......must be nice being so fucking rich

i love where this thread is going. i wasn't in a good mood. but now i'm feeling better

itz cuz you so kinky

when i grace people with my presence...they always feel better...

i know i do...even though you called me a girl

when did i call you a girl...from my impressions, you are quite a man...

oh, oh....well, in the serial killer thread, i thought you thought i was a chick....but glad we got that under wraps......now, make me a sandwhich

drop to your knees and blow me...

yes i soo worship you for that jordyn! because of your presence i feel much better. i feel like a hippy chick at the moment and that i'm like totallly one with my self......

you are sooo totally jordyn!

you're quite cool yourself there, shy girl...

blow you?! but....but.....ok

thank you jordyn. man i feel like getting toked up...... that sounds good today

there's only room in my household for one goddess...*grins wickedly* and i don't take commands too well...

would you like honey maple ham or roasted turkey?

honey maple ham.......with chesse....oooh, and mayo

well, you're in luck..sharp cheddar okay?