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Mayhem Discuss what's the deal with sex? in the Discussions forums; Originally posted by IronWeasel Um, no... I have a real girlfriend. Sorry buddy. You keep saying that but nobody seems to believe you... i for one dont blame them in ...

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: blah - 02-21-03

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Um, no... I have a real girlfriend.

Sorry buddy.
You keep saying that but nobody seems to believe you... i for one dont blame them in the least. i doubt you've even seen a breast outside a bucket of KFC chicken.


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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: blah - 02-22-03

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You keep saying that but nobody seems to believe you... i for one dont blame them in the least. i doubt you've even seen a breast outside a bucket of KFC chicken.
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mmmm.... chicken...


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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: blah - 02-22-03

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You keep saying that but nobody seems to believe you... i for one dont blame them in the least. i doubt you've even seen a breast outside a bucket of KFC chicken.
Go piss on someone else you chronic assrancher.

Whether you want to believe me or not doesnt change the fact that I do have a girlfriend. And just because I can actually make a girl achieve orgasm, and you cant, doesnt mean you have to get offensive.

And furthermore, why dont you climb off your Bitch Forum troll throne and check out the adult discussion forum and see the threads i made regarding things me and my girlfriend have done and i have done for my girlfriend. Hypocrite.


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Re: Re: blah - 02-22-03

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maybe youre gay. and you need to munch some chicks beaver instead, maybe that will get you off...but i dont buy into the women dont get orgasms thing.. its all in knowing where the sweet spots are. i mean ive been with my woman a while now, well not THAT long but for me its been LONG and i got her down now to where i can get her off in under 5 minutes , because i know where her sweet spots are.

The best way for a girl to get her "O" from my experience is to STOP expecting it, and relax.
i was with a guy for two years and he never gave me an orgasm, but then again, he never lasted more than 5-10 minutes



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oooo harsh... did you try slipping some EnerX into his wine cooler?


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Re: sweet - 02-24-03

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Just to let you know, it wasn't my intention to make this particular thread a male-bashing thread. My original intention was just to bitch and get it off my chest. Which i did, and now i feel relieved. So many of you responded ... it is invigorating to know i'm not alone and that there is great things in store for me (can we say, buttons!!?). I still think it's over-rated though (I'm a lil stubborn). At any rate thanks for bitching along with me.


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Thank you, WintersRose. It is a difficult world we live in when a women says something, like I don't usually orgasm, is sex really that great or I haven't had sex yet. The immediate response from men is "If you do it with me then you'll know how great sex is."

Getting past the naive responses of men to try to make a point of where a problem is and that's probably not going to help in all situation can be difficult. A former boyfriend of mine defended himself by saying when he gets turned on a of his blood rushes into his penis, so sometimes he has a problems understanding what I'm saying. Surprisingly enough his defense was hard to get around.
  
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: blah - 02-25-03

"Go piss on someone else you chronic assrancher."
Always about the ass, why? you a homosexual or just into sodomy or what?

"Whether you want to believe me or not"

NOT

"doesnt change the fact that I do have a girlfriend. "
Keep telling yourself that, but i told you, your computer is not a girl no matter how many "buttons" you push...FYI we call those keys now.


"And just because I can actually make a girl achieve orgasm, and you cant, doesnt mean you have to get offensive."

This is remeniciant of the "my dick is bigger than yours argument" MY dicks bigger than YOURS!!!

"And furthermore, why dont you climb off your Bitch Forum troll throne and check out the adult discussion forum and see the threads i made regarding things me and my girlfriend have done and i have done for my girlfriend. Hypocrite."

Tempting, but i think ill pass, i dont want to watch you cyber with some preteen who "cuts" so you can puff your perverted ego up and pretend to be knowledgeable aobut anything when we all know youre beating off at night and the closest youll ever come to a vagina is when you dad hugs you and you can smell it on his breath.

and please explain the "hippocrite" part again you say that so often that i wonder what your basis for comparision is or if you know what it means. Doctor!



















see the doctor bit didnt quite fit did it?? it was like the way you use hippocrite it just comes from out of left field and confuses everybody. Perhaps it is the extent of your masterful vocabulary and argumentitive skills... either way, youre fucked sweety. (not literally, i have a hunch youll never be literally fucked)
  
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Re: what's the deal with sex? - 02-25-03

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It's over-rated if you ask me.

It seems to do more damage than good.
Well more often than not it'll fuck up any previous friendship!!

But yet I keep doing it!

So my advice.. stick to shagging people your never gonna see again!

Now as soon as I manage to take my own advice my life'll be alot easier!!


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Re: Re: Re: blah - 02-25-03

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i was with a guy for two years and he never gave me an orgasm, but then again, he never lasted more than 5-10 minutes

5 to 10 minutes? ouch, you should have made him masterbate before sex, or keep on after he had his 1st orgasm, ive noticed my 1st orgasm with my lady comes within 30 minutes, the next within an hour from that and after that they spread out from 2 to 4 hours...however most sex goes for about 1 to 2 hours. which is actually pretty average for a male my age. the only thing i envy though is that my girlfriend and ALL women can cum again and again and again and close otgether... men on the other hand start losing fluids, and get tired out... damn god and his cruel pranks!!!! Let me guess he waas the kind of guy who afte rhe had an orgam he rolled over to go to sleep? what about foreplay as well?
  
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: blah - 02-25-03

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Tempting, but i think ill pass, i dont want to watch you cyber with some preteen who "cuts" so you can puff your perverted ego up and pretend to be knowledgeable aobut anything when we all know youre beating off at night and the closest youll ever come to a vagina is when you dad hugs you and you can smell it on his breath. [/b]
Just thought that last bit was so grim it beared repeating heh heh nasty..

I just want to know who the hell is overating sex? I always thought it was down to the individual to make it good or bad, personaly i've never had a bad experiance other than the occasional ripped condom (bastard things! they can't have actualy been invented as contraception..maybe as jello storage devices) and I'm never having sex with a virgin again! It's heart rending, plus i'm not sadistic enough to enjoy the pain it caused them (she was a 17 year old balet dancer I thought it would have gone by then!) poor gal.





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There was a lawsuit in Brazil in which a manager sued this top Brazilian model's boyfriend because she had a 'beautiful strut that turned into a swagger' after she gave her virginity to him...


Boy, that's something...must be magic when you can fuck the swagger into someone!


Hell, I just wish I could have a fuck buddy that doesn't turn on me....THAT would be nice....



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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: blah - 02-25-03

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"Go piss on someone else you chronic assrancher."
Always about the ass, why? you a homosexual or just into sodomy or what?

"Whether you want to believe me or not"

NOT

"doesnt change the fact that I do have a girlfriend. "
Keep telling yourself that, but i told you, your computer is not a girl no matter how many "buttons" you push...FYI we call those keys now.


"And just because I can actually make a girl achieve orgasm, and you cant, doesnt mean you have to get offensive."

This is remeniciant of the "my dick is bigger than yours argument" MY dicks bigger than YOURS!!!

"And furthermore, why dont you climb off your Bitch Forum troll throne and check out the adult discussion forum and see the threads i made regarding things me and my girlfriend have done and i have done for my girlfriend. Hypocrite."

Tempting, but i think ill pass, i dont want to watch you cyber with some preteen who "cuts" so you can puff your perverted ego up and pretend to be knowledgeable aobut anything when we all know youre beating off at night and the closest youll ever come to a vagina is when you dad hugs you and you can smell it on his breath.

and please explain the "hippocrite" part again you say that so often that i wonder what your basis for comparision is or if you know what it means. Doctor!

see the doctor bit didnt quite fit did it?? it was like the way you use hippocrite it just comes from out of left field and confuses everybody. Perhaps it is the extent of your masterful vocabulary and argumentitive skills... either way, youre fucked sweety. (not literally, i have a hunch youll never be literally fucked)
Sure, that is really good for you. You almost supported all the really nice men who just care about people out there.

No. I'm not a lesbien because I'm more sexually experienced. I usually have long relationships with the men I date and often miss them when they are gone. The big problem is the men I date don't understand the word, "compromise." I want to move to Texas or visit my Mom. They start thinking about it and take vacations in different states where she isn't or decided they want to live where we are currently forever. It is a matter of mismatch and the tendency men have of agreeing with whatever a women says, but their actions speak louder than words.

If I could find the right man with the right outlook on life then everything would be wonderfull. That however has nothing to do with the enjoyment of sex, except, they stop having it with me when we break up.

Most men can't deal with a woman who knows what they want.

Reguardless of the last Three men who posted. I already made love to the man who can make a woman swagger.

Women want more than sex to keep them happy!

The better the relationship, the better the sex!
  
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Sure, that is really good for you. You almost supported all the really nice men who just care about people out there.

No. I'm not a lesbien because I'm more sexually experienced. I usually have long relationships with the men I date and often miss them when they are gone. The big problem is the men I date don't understand the word, "compromise." I want to move to Texas or visit my Mom. They start thinking about it and take vacations in different states where she isn't or decided they want to live where we are currently forever. It is a matter of mismatch and the tendency men have of agreeing with whatever a women says, but their actions speak louder than words.

If I could find the right man with the right outlook on life then everything would be wonderfull. That however has nothing to do with the enjoyment of sex, except, they stop having it with me when we break up.

Most men can't deal with a woman who knows what they want.

Reguardless of the last Three men who posted. I already made love to the man who can make a woman swagger.

Women want more than sex to keep them happy!

The better the relationship, the better the sex!

im sorry but i honestly didnt understand a single thing you said...
  
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well except for the bits in green and frankly i agree... sex is one piece of a romantic relationship. If it was ALL sex it wouldnt ever last.. i know this from massive experience. The 1st things that MUST come in a relationship and remain constant even before and after the sex is

Respect, Trust, and Affection. Which in turn make up MY definition of love... add to that mix time and you get a mature relationship. Sex is just ONE form of expressing all of that love. Sex without those 3 things in any "relationship" is not real, its just as Pyrric said one time although not exactly "Jerking off inside another person" This is where i am comming from and always have, for better or worse...
  
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spoken like a true virgin...
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well except for the bits in green and frankly i agree... sex is one piece of a romantic relationship. If it was ALL sex it wouldnt ever last.. i know this from massive experience. The 1st things that MUST come in a relationship and remain constant even before and after the sex is

Respect, Trust, and Affection. Which in turn make up MY definition of love... add to that mix time and you get a mature relationship. Sex is just ONE form of expressing all of that love. Sex without those 3 things in any "relationship" is not real, its just as Pyrric said one time although not exactly "Jerking off inside another person" This is where i am comming from and always have, for better or worse...
Yes, that is true. Good observations. After taking the time to really get to know people and having men as friends there is a bond through acceptance that is very wonderfull. Sometimes just taking the time to give someone a long hug can help take all the tension away. Showing a little care and concern doesn't hurt either. Plus, listen. A lot of women treat men like objects or the enemy. Men do this to women sometimes too. There isn't any reason. Makes for sh*tty break-ups.
  
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to me, at some primodial level, all women are potential mates... it is through our ingrained mores and concious decisions that we deny those who would not be fortuitous (though honestly, mose people are either deceived or settle) and track those who (to our reckoning) would give us the most of what we (currently) want.


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