one for all the rabid homophobes out there:
from:
http://www.edwindecker.com/rants/agenda.html
The Homosexual Agenda
(Exclusive! Ulterior motives of the homosexual community uncovered!)
What is this mysterious homosexual agenda we all keep hearing about? What is this notion that the ongoing crusade for gay rights is really just a front for some ulterior political agenda? Is it a formal decree? Or just some unconscious shared ambition? Of course, no one could actually define the agenda - except to say that it is wicked and foul and smells like ass.
These are the questions we here at the investigative branch of Edwindecker.com have been asking ourselves. So, last month we placed an undercover agent inside the offices of GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance against Defamation). It was inside GLAAD where our operative uncovered a classified, departmental memo and -- at great peril to his life - copied and brought it to our offices.
That memo, composed and delivered some 17 years ago, is a complete outlay of the true intentions of the homosexual community and proof of the existence of a Homosexual Agenda. Here now, published for the first time, is that very memo. . .
The Homosexual Agenda
Memo From Dan Silverman - GLAAD co-Chairperson
November 8, 1986
Mission Statement: America today. Tomorrow -- the world.
Preamble: All U.S. homo personnel are hereby directed to create fear, confusion, and chaos -- thus creating a favorable climate for nationwide domination. This can be done in many ways:
Provisions and Recommendations:
1) Infiltrate Educational/Recreational System: All homo personnel should take positions as teachers, principals, coaches, Boy Scout/Girl Scout Leaders etc. Personnel should use the educational system to teach boys how to prance about like a princess and girls how to shoot nine-ball.
2) Infiltrate Pop Music: Masculine agents are hereby directed to form bad-ass hard rock bands with bad-ass macho band names like Judas Christ, and wear leather and studs, and be all hard rock and shit, and get millions of adolescent, sexually-malleable, boys to worship you for your ability to rock all hard and shit, and then . . . drop the Gay-bomb on them by abruptly publicizing the fact that you are a raging hose-smoker.

Infiltrate Art: Create paintings and statues of strikingly beautiful Greek and Roman men standing contraposto, all naked and queer-baity, with smooth, hairless, asscheeks, and sexually-charged Greco-Roman names like, "Felatus the Turgid!"
4) Infiltrate Marriage: Gay and lesbian agents should take the vows of matrimony whenever possible -- thus contaminating the divine purity of the institution of marriage with our disgusting, filthy, immoral selves.
5) Adopt: Married and/or unmarried gay couples should adopt as many children as possible. Place them on a diet of Queer's milk and strained fagberries. Also, throw drug-infested, ritualistic, Tupperware orgies in their presence.
6) Infiltrate the Military: Contaminate barracks' water supply with massive doses of gay-powder and "accidentally" bump penises in the shower - instantly changing straight soldiers into Grand Exalted Warriors for the Army of Gay.
7) Analingus - The Musical.
8) Infiltrate the White House: Become President of the United States. Replace current military motto of, "Don't ask to tell," with new, improved motto -- "Go gay now, ask me how." Also, travel the world to promote the American gay agenda, ending the tour in Berlin; where, like Kennedy before you, you will shout from the podium, "Ich bein ein arschficker*" (I am cream puff), for all the world to hear.
Conclusion: If we act with fervor and diligence, we should gain control of the world by 2006. Then we can start building bathhouses on the moon. Please shred this document immediately after reading. Thank you. "Heil Halford!"
Dan Silverman,
GLAAD, co-Chairperson.
Final Thoughts from the Columnist: Do you see what can happen when homosexuality goes unchecked? And to think, all along, we thought they were only seeking the right to live without being ridiculed, tortured and/or alienated. Turns out there is an ulterior homosexual agenda - and, like a drippy tube of anal lube, the gay evil oozes over our culture. Oh-Boy! Better order more pink armbands; better knock down some doors and drag out some pansies; better act now -- before it's too late.
Next week: "Kill Whitey and Fuck Their Bitches" -- The Negro Memo
EJD
12/2002
*"Ich bein ein Arschficker": (German for "I am Assfucker").
True Story: The Nazi's made gay prisoners wear armbands marked with the letter "A" for arschficker.