I haven't watched TV in over two years. It's liberating.

My family and all their drama. It's like being stuck in a really cheesy soap opera.

boss insisting that we are working tomarrow. there is a 80% chance of rain and we work outside. the jows of dirt work. anyway i get to get up on a sat at 4 o'clock get ready drive fifty miles to a mudhole just to be told that we arn't working and go home.

The flu.. or bronchitis.. or whatever the hell I have.

neighbors asking to borrow your cell to make a call when they are in a tiff with their partner..

The woman I love contacted me and I'm angry she isn't with me.

I finished my last Dr. Pepper two litre.

Yahoo Messenger wouldn't sign me in for three hours until I realised it was blocked by my Zonealarm program. >+(

THe 400 bucks for surgery for my cat's cystitis.

People taking off with my stuff, without even asking first.

The computer having memory problems and giving me error messages I have seen over a dozen times before.

Everything.

my kids. ages 4 & 7 need i say more?

I haven't had road rage since January. Maybe that's because I'm allowed to fire warning shots and shoot flares at cars that dont get out of the way fast enough. That's the only thing I'm going to miss about this backwoods shit hole country

Though Afghans tend to piss me off daily. For the most part, they're ignorant, lazy, and beg all the fucking time.

Another thing that pisses me off is that one of my subordinates OUTRANKS me. Only reason I'm his boss is because he is a Grade A Certified Moron.

There's also people who fire rockets RIGHT OVER OUR FUCKING HEADS (close enough to hear them zip through the air). (Afghans)

People who are retarded enough to cut off a 12 ton armored truck with a belt fed machine gun aimed in their general direction (Again, Afghans)

Retards short order cooks in the chow hall who think that no matter what you order, you really meant "Cheeseburger" (Afghans....see a trend here)?

Basically I hate Afghans

Why do 60+% of the women think that they need blonde/platinum blonde hair??

Many of the female customers today were very attractive. till i noticed that the hair is very blonde, and their eyebrows are brown to black. which makes me notice that the hair on their arms is dark as well..
That makes me think of the majority of the wannabe porn girls nowadays. What a turnoff..
I prefer natural normally. But if they have gone from brown(ish) to red... I usually can accept that. or if they have highlighted their hair..
But bleach blonde bimbos aren't attractive to me..

- That the movie theatres now play commercials in addition to all the other crap. If I wanted to watch that, I'd stay home and watch television.

- For the umpteenth time: drivers in my area.

cops. "do you know your headlight is out?" hmmmm ya think. the light case still has deer hair stuck in it and my light is out. how did he ever figure that out?

I get to sit in with a guy on a tel-con Friday; they put him on my team. He's the one who got the job I leveraged the position (and am the reason it exists) for in California (I'm in VA).

f-ing NASA.

maybe he'll have something to do with screwing up the shuttle landing..

My kid.. Not just today, but for the week..