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01-18-08

I did when I got home. Seems it's not an ulcer, but Bennett's Syndrome.

So now, I'm not allowed to eat anything acidic (no tomato sauce), no caffeine, and no spicy until the biopsy comes back.

Now I can't put habenaro sauce on my ice cream any more.


Pain is Nature's way of saying "At least your still alive!"

That which does not kill us hurts like hell.
  
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02-08-08

My laptop, which is showing the infamous "NTSLDR" message, and thus will not boot.

And on my PC, the Live Messenger installer gets stuck on 99% download!



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02-24-08

Drunk mother arguing.


As I eat our baby I'm thinking of you
You are not here to feed me
So I ate our baby, I wish we'd had two
  
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02-25-08

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I did when I got home. Seems it's not an ulcer, but Bennett's Syndrome.

So now, I'm not allowed to eat anything acidic (no tomato sauce), no caffeine, and no spicy until the biopsy comes back.

Now I can't put habenaro sauce on my ice cream any more.
Aww, Axantha, sorry to hear that. That's a lot of tasty stuff. Oh, well, at least your main priority is taking care of yourself.

And sorry to hear that too, IndulgeUnholy.


I'm annoyed I slept too much last night (Saturday into Sunday) because I'm not tired now and I have work in the morning. I'm going to forgive myself for it though...I'm probably just overwhelmed with stuff, a bit part of it being I had to deal with two deaths this week.


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02-25-08

YYtyyyhey y'YYYYY' buttoyn oyn myy keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyboard yyis stuyck andy I can't yyysyeem toy be able toy fix yityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


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02-25-08

Y not? Y is that? Can you tell us Y?


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02-25-08

the fact I woke up breathing


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"
  
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02-25-08

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the fact I woke up breathing
Well, that's pretty much something you can't have both ways.


My major annoyances so far today?
Two words: Insurance companies.

Also I need to find another job.


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02-25-08

would that it have been better had i said, "the fact I am still alive"


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"
  
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02-25-08

Probably. If you woke up and weren't breathing at all and go out of bed and still functioned anyway, I'd say "Damn! I have to see that!"


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02-25-08

Jerry Springer on in the other room.


As I eat our baby I'm thinking of you
You are not here to feed me
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02-25-08

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Probably. If you woke up and weren't breathing at all and go out of bed and still functioned anyway, I'd say "Damn! I have to see that!"
with my luck I could really see that happening...


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"
  
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02-25-08

I drove all the way to school for one class today. One class that usually lasts two hours, but ended up letting out after 30 mins. UGH!

I drove an hour (roundtrip) to sit in class for 30 mins.
  
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02-27-08

Take my Post # 488 ^, add water, stir, repeat.


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Sex Stop Sign - 03-03-08

seems like nobody driving a car knows where to stop when encountering a stop sign for da first time...let's see, could blocking da sidewalk with da middle of my vehicle seem right? Perhaps when i can see da pole of da sign in my rear view mirror...no, i'm certain dat sign dosen't mean anything specific nor would it apply to me. What stop sign?


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03-04-08

that rediculously annoyingly edited post.

so horribly put together, that i gave up reading it before i even started.



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03-04-08

It makes me eyes hurt.


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03-04-08

I agree...the first thing I thought when I read it was "MY EYES!", which then took a further turn for the worse when I started actually reading it.


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03-04-08

the size certainly is annoying, but i found the 'Da's' everywhere even more annoying!

i was going to complain about my bags zip bursting and locking my purse in it, but that post beats it


"cheerleaders are dancers who've gone retarded."


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03-04-08

The stupid little rich bitch that completely ignored a stop sign and pulled out in front of me today. Of course, I didn't really have time to do much, so I smashed into the back of her car and then went into the wet grass and slammed into a telephone pole. I wanted to punch her in the face when she got out of her car and immediately called her daddy so he could deal with the mess that SHE caused.

So yeah, my car is totaled and I'm in pain.
  
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