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08-12-06


I adopted a cute lil' baby jesus fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


don't feel down, the jesus fetus will make everything better.



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08-13-06

I've been trying to connect a landline to our new house but when I email the telephone company it says that message is undelivered because I am spam! I don't want to call them on my cell coz I'll be put on hold for at least 20 minutes and I don't have that much credit on my phone. Eventually I got my bf to send the email, so hopefully that will work. I ain't spam!!!


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08-15-06

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god, what's your job?
I work in a supermarket. in the deli.. LOL


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08-15-06

what annoied me today: Nancy's brother, homework, school.



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08-15-06

This happened awhile ago, but it's one for the ages, or at least the "Dilbert" comic strip: we got a new AP person at work who was concerned with making sure my department, which is on a different floor, would approve our bills & return them to her in a timely fashion. We explained that we usually just pick up our bills from our upstairs cubby holes & return them with the proper coding & authorization to the AP employee's desk, but the new lady wanted to be sure she could tell when we had picked up the bills from our boxes (hello, the boxes would be empty). The AP lady decided we should each put a manila folder into our cubby holes; if the folders in the cubby holes were empty, we must have picked up the bills.

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08-15-06

Tell her that she should recommend that they install message tubes from everywhere to her desk.. Then she would know when they were picked up, and returned


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08-16-06

I've got another one. Here's some background: when my company suddenly grew and we needed additional personnel in my department, one of the executives appointed a personal employee of hers manager over my department. A co-worker & I trained this person from the ground up but are expected to treat her as our superior. Whenever the boss makes a mistake we are blamed for not having been "team players" by making sure the boss knew whatever bit of missing information caused her to make the error.

So a couple of days ago I overhear a phone conversation between my former boss & my new boss concerning one of my files. "What is [industry term]?" my new boss asks. Then: "She [InKY] shouldn't have entered that there. Don't include that." I was able to catch my former boss before she acted on my new boss's advice, but I was upset that my new boss would queston the integrity of my work right after admitting she didn't understand the information she was viewing and that my former supervisor choose to consult a novice instead of asking the one who had been dealing with the information for years.

Sorry 'bout the rant. I'm looking for a new job. Any openings in that deli?
  
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08-17-06

My job consists with working with lazy mormons

my boyfriend says: there's a lot of lazy people here in wyoming.
I said: no dear, its just the mormons.

Sorry for anyone who is mormon- but damn they make life here not so easy.
  
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08-17-06

what annoied me today?

Just about everything that moves. I've just been in a bad mood lately.



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08-17-06

No Mormons here, but we have a Jehovah's Witness church coming in, and the guys going around two-by-two on bikes in matching suits creep me out. When I see them or door-to-door salesmen entering the circle where I live, I "remember an errand" and kill time at the library or somewhere for half an hour or so 'til I'm sure they're gone. The JW's also went through my office building a couple of weeks ago passing out literature. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

What makes you feel that Mormons are lazier than other people?
  
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08-18-06

I didn't say they were lazier- but the mojority of people who live here are of mormon religion and are lazy. But there are a few who indeed show that they can work hard.
  
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08-19-06

A battery-powered eyeball on the Halloween display at the store where I work part-time that continuously played the "Addams Family" theme.
  
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08-20-06

knowing I have to go to work here in a few hours.
  
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08-29-06

I was annoyed by this super big bugger up my nose,it didet wanna come out,and when he came out it was like the sickest bugger ever in historyit was green,white and red big as a finger nail!!!![sic]
  
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09-06-06

three hours of perfect internet connection, and the servers are down for maintinence...


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09-28-06

I'm annoyed by doctors today. They fuckin' kill me on a regular basis actually. They actually do VERY little of their own work, even as far as having other people dictate for them (doctors dictate every visit and then have it transcribed for record purposes). And these douche bags always send the patient's dictation to us A DAY, if not mere HOURS, prior to the patient's next appointment, and then they yell at me (because I answer the phone) because they don't have the report yet. FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOUR LIFE YOU HIGH HORSE RIDING PRICK!!

I fuckin' hate doctors. It's a wonder NBA stars make more - at least they don't have someone run up and down the court for them.

I'm also annoyed by pain receptors. I think they're retarded. I'm told (I'm assuming thereotically) that we have pain receptors so that we know when to fight or run... that's stupid. If no one felt pain would anyone fight? The whole purpose of a fight is to cause pain, so....? I just count pain receptors as another jewish ass thing that "god" tossed in our design to drive us nuts - like he did with assholes and giving women mouths.



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10-19-06

annoyed because i was tired all day from a lack of sleep last night but i also know i probably won't sleep much tonight
  
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10-25-06

i will admit that i am very annoying. that i bother people a lot around here on darkforum. to where sometime's they don't want to read most of my post on the things of which i say or do. which is basically from time to time to where people will feel like that about me. i do not mean to be annoying on purpose and i don't mean to get on peoples nerves. which is why i need to work on that and i am going to work on it. i am human but i am not a perfect human.

though i want to have help with this. but please do not be harsh with me and do not be nasty. otherwise i would not cooperate with you. if you might be that way around me. i need to be handled with patience and with easiness. remember i'm a sensitive person.

i do not understand people on darkforum. when it would come to joking around, being sarcastic, and having to know when i shouldn't take something so seriously the way that i do.


that is basically what i want to be able to do and accomplish. most people do not understand me and i do not understand them. that is basically pretty much even.

i'm going to apologize to the people i have annoyed a lot. i am sorry. hopefully we can start all over again with each other. maybe i might be able to gain some respect. that is what i am wanting to step my foot down and into. i want myself to be heard.

it would be mostly cool if you can post about my annoyance and tell me what i can do to fix it in private. not infront of everyone. so my private message would be open to anyone that is wanting to use it. as well as you can reach me on my instant messangers. thank you very much for your time. hopefully i sounded pretty dam fair in here.

who know's we can all learn a lot with each other and together from this. i want to become a better person on darkforum. so it's a help me to help you kind of gesture.

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10-28-06

^^ I think you're cute! -blinks at you cutely-

What annoyed me today : My girlfriends sister does not know how to close a fucking door, and the fucking phone won't stop ringing.
OMG...
  
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^^ I think you're cute! -blinks at you cutely-
*giggles with a smile*

uhhh. thank you. wow awesome comment. that usually doesn't happen very much. so.. wOw is my reaction.
  
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