Post here! how would you do it? where would you hide the evidence?

I'm finding acid baths attractive, or deep swamps.

how would i do it?
step 1: call Brandon, tell him to meet me downtown
2: find hobo and we take him to a nice open field (or go strait to basement)
3: take power drill to upper spine *rubs that spot on the bottom of neck* right there
4: *drill*
5: take body home ( not my home, his home ) and insert body into incinerator

Almost no blood, no mess, no evidence, no one cares they are gone.

give them cookies...with powerdered sugar mixed wtih Rat Poison or Arsinic...its untracable in that small of amounts, but it will kill a human and/or make them violently ill before it kills them...DOUBLE REVENGE!!!!

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hmmm, if i really wanted sumone dead i would just run up and blast a shotgun to their face...............but dream murder is to pick sum unsuspecting person, take them home, and chain (not tie, chain!) them to a table within an all white room (by the way, they naked)......then i would tell them to do things, if they said no or refuse, i will shove a curling iron (which is plugged in) into their asshole then come back in about a half-hour......see if they say no now!.......i would torture them immensely, pull all their toe-nails and finger nails off.....if its a guy, shove a glass tube up his dick then shatter it.....if its a chick, slive off her nipples and her clit.....uh, rape is always fair game, rape with a broom stick that is......uh, then maybe i would give them alot of acid and play like an angel or sumtin, to trick them into thinkin they died and gone to heaven.....i dunno, i got a pretty vivid and morbid imagination, so killing sumone might actually be fun.........but murder is wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! good! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong!

I would try to repeat Jeffrey Dahmers idea of killing off the correct portion of their brain with an acid to make them my willing slave.

Murder is only wrong when you get caught :dope:

Hmm. This would require much planning.

1) Shave my entire body and scrub myself with a pumice stone.
2) Plastic gloves baby.
Barefoot. Shoes leave prints and new shoes can be traced to stores.
4) Plastic suit. No fibers left behind, and completely disposable.
5) Make sure all skin was inaccessible to the victim. Skin under nails = Jail.
6) The body? Leave it there. Moving it requires involving yourself even more. Just leave quietly and don't look back.
7) Obtain a good wig, similar to your natural hairstyle...people would kind of wonder about you shaving your head.


Yup....I'm done thinking about this for a while.

u watch too much CSI

No. I read too much on forensics. After all, it is part of my planned profession.

But CSI is good.

i think we all have put too much planning into this

Oh, and as for actually killing the person. It all depends on what they had done to me.

My favorite torture happens to be the one where you tie the person down and set a wooden tube on their stomach. Put a rat in the tube, so it is sitting on their flesh...then set the top of the tube on fire. The rat will eat through the stomach and intestines trying to escape the fire.

Fun times.

nice.

and yes CSI kicks ass

as i said .... you watch too much CSI..... or wait ... alias?

Pick up a book, douche. Not everything comes from TV

*pets him*

well that did, cause i saw it.

id go up to the person and put a studded belt aroudn there neck and drag them by there neck down a rocky ground then to make sure there dead id take a knife and cut there dick off and shove it in there mouth so it looks liek they sufficatedo n there own fuckin cock! then id stab there heart out and kill em! argh i dont care if they catch me!

I'd just make em read the Poetry Forum until he/she takes his/her own life. That way, I couldn't be charged with murder.

ha.............survey says?!..........number 1 answer!

have to agree, go (anti)