I'd totally volunteer my services, cept you're in Canadia.

don't worry. i'll be there in a jiffy. look:


C$620.03
2:50 pm Depart Calgary (YYC)
Arrive Birmingham (BHM) 10:25 pm Mon 13 Apr
Duration: 6hr 35mn
United Airlines United Airlines 1126 / [United Airlines 6630 operated by UNITED EXPRESS/SKYWEST] 6630
Connect in Denver (Denver Intl.)

8:40 am Depart Birmingham (BHM)
Arrive Calgary (YYC) 20 pm Tue 21 Apr
Duration: 6hr 20mn
United Airlines United Airlines [United Airlines 6751 operated by UNITED EXPRESS/SKYWEST] 6751 / 1133
Connect in Denver (Denver Intl.)
Choose this flight

All you need is $620 plus a way to get from Birmingham to Summerdale. Which is like... 5 and a half hours from one to the other.

It's Canadian currency.. you know.. the colored kind. I can scam em' with Monopoly cash.

I have a Canadian coin with a duck on it.

It's called a looney. They're great for buying sex.

If it belongs to megsy... She can keep it and I will do her for freeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!!!

Who wouldn't?

Me... I'd charge you for my sperm...




...and extra for me to talk while doing it

Hey, Jobe. I wanted to ask you something now that I'm thinking about it. Do you sell any prints of them thar pitures on yer intraweb site?

Yes I do hun in a various array of mediums, the cheapest one's and most popular are my postcards which are pretty cool.

They are approx. 7" x 5" in size and sell really well I'd even sign the images just for you

Here's an example (they now have my website address printed on the back too)

k. I want some. Two in particular if you got em. Hit me up in PM. *smooches*

My voicemail is simple and to the point. "You have reached the voice mailbox of Bob Villa."

By the way WL...I need your digits again. My old cell took a bath.