Have you ever had a urinary tract infection?

If you've never had one of these, you really don't know what it feels like. I've never been shot, or pregnant, so I can't atest that it's the worst pain ever, but it definitely ranks up there.

So you have to piss, you go to the rest room and you're pissing and just toward the end of the process, your body automatically squeezes your bladder to make sure that all the piss is out...this is when the worst pain EVAR happens. It feels like..not even burning...just...PAIN...pain that makes you scream kinda pain..

Oh there's more,... you feel like you have to piss ALL the time...so the more you go, the more pain you feel. Your piss looks clowdy, and it smells quite rank.

So how'd I get this shit? It's called "Honeymoon Syndrome." Since the female fuckhole is so close to the urethra, if you don't go tinkle everytime after you have sex, the chance of bacteria giving you in infection is increased by 150%.

Everytime I piss, it feels like I'm pissing blood...razors....The only cure is to go to the doc's and get some pills, or drink TONS of cranberry juice, which makes your urine acidic.....and it tastes like shit.

*cutcutcut*

yeah, i get them about once a month cuz of my fubbed up kidneys, they do suck pretty hard.

uh.............i shake a lot, thatz about it.......oh and i piss a lot while drunk.....no uti thank god

aren't uties like an ancestor of water buffalo or something?

are they?

... Actually, I like cranberry juice...

I've given one...and gotten one from...uhh, no comment.

I hope you're not saying it's contagious. You don't get them from some one, you can get them from sex though...but not because the other person has one.

I know.

:ale:You drink your own piss and it tastes like shit...?

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Pansy, UTI's aren't nearly as bad as you make them out to be. Don't get me wrong, they do suck but not that bad. Besides, they're rather easily avoided most times. Have an ovarian cyst rupture, that's the most excruciating thing I've ever experienced. And I happen to like cranberry juice too. Luckily most men will never experience such a thing.

ovarian cysts are bad. i had a gf that had them and she was in quite a bit of pain. and damn could she squeeze the bajesus out of your hand.

ezo makes some delightful cranberry pills...they work well, not as expensive as microbid...and it's been months since i've had one of them...mine started after my last cesarean...

I have a uterian cyst...It's very small though....No one ever even noticed it. I had to even point it out to the doctor. It hurts sometimes after sex... :T