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UPS should lick the balls of FedEx - 03-04-03
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Ok, so I have been waiting for this package from UPS for like 3 days. The UPS man gets here and what does he do...he stands 20 feet from my door and hurls it at the house. Luckily it isn't breakable and it wasn't a box. It was one of those pakages used to carry letters around. You know, like really stiff manilla folders.

Anyway, I emailed UPS and bitched them out something fierce. I am mad. This could have been something breakable, the fact that it wasn't is irrelevant. Also it had been raining for 2 days, so of course the ground is wet. There were 3 people home, all he had to do was knock.

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Damn, that's messed up. He should get in some kind of trouble for that.

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What can brown do for you?

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What can brown do for you?
WHAAAT?!

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ream there ass with a hot poker. take for mental damages. you could at least hit 500k.


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that is fucked up kill him!!!


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WHAAAT?!
Thats UPS's new franchise theme...

Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate

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What can brown do for you?
Their new theme? Are you serious? Sounds more like an add to wipe before you do anal.

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In my heart.
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